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My Makalus got some serious stinkfoot.

Knottygirl should submit a few for the 2009 calendar. As for March 2008:

STFU, n00b

hopefully i am just being a big baby and there isn't anything really wrong with it. You'll never walk again. I'd cut it off at the knee with whatever you have available, write a book and possibly a song about it, and go on tour.

Me too. But I'm gonna put up the calendar anyway, and then pout when she tears it down. My wife doesn't even know I put the calendar together yet. Pray for me.

In warm weather I wear shorts and/or pants made from that quick dry material many of the zip off pants are made of. Quick drying (hence the name), durable, light, and pretty wind proof. I don't like the zip offs, though. Other than being really stupid looking, you're not going to just zip the pant legs onto your sweaty assed shorts when the sun goes down...you're going to want those shorts off entirely.

I'm free that week, big boy.

Any woman represented on the 2008 Women of Spray Calendar who wants a CD and who are going to be at Sausage Fest, let me know so I can burn one (a CD) for ya.

I will not stop fighting until there is a fully edible lawn mower in every yard.

they have those they are called purses I'd like to see the purse that can hold 4 40oz Old English 800s, a five lb chuck roast, 8 oz of gorganzola, a jar of Wine Snacks, a gallon of milk, and a Family Size box of Captain Crunch's Peanut Butter Cereal...my standard grocery haul.

74 degrees. Where is it?

The problem with fabric grocery bags is they exude a certain smugness, particularly when they have a picture of Mother Earth or the PCC logo on them. You just can't pad around silently and softly enough in your Birkenstocks to live up to their unbending expectations of sanctity. There must be a market for other kinds of grocery bags. Black leather studded Harley bags, Patagonia Silite bags, Victoria's Secret lace bags, bags that say "My other bag is a Shitzu", NASCAR bags, "BUSHIT" bags. Will grocery bags become the new bumper sticker?

What exactly is going on in that first photo?

HOT.

One of my favorite runs, too. Nice trails. Great to run on the along the beach to Carkeek during low tides.

Access is best to mountains right in Seattle (Ballard, etc.) From there, you can go N, W, E, or S with equal ease. I'd say, if you're a gym rat, proximity to the ship canal and the two clubs there is important. This will also put you smack in the center of Seattle's best nightlife. Proximity to Hwy 99 (W of I 5) is important for a quick exit out of the city. It now links easily with I 90 going east. I 5 sucks, and it's counterparts on the East side (Hwy 405) is, at this point, fucking unusable. Avoid at all costs. The East side of Lake Washington is great if you crave the feeling of being in a coma. Lot's of great cul de sacs, schools, and gridlock traffic. In short: Ballard.

You ain't seen nothin yet. Wait till I send her Line's photos.

Anywhere near 90th and Aurora. Crack hos, The Love Pantry, Than Brother's Pho, Taco Bell, Beth's all night cafe, Butch's Gun Shop, The Kangaroo and Kiwi, Pro Ski, and PCC are all within walking distance. You'll be constantly surprised by the night life!

and HOT. If I were single, I'd stalk every single one of em. Except the Rooster.

But when will Papa have a bran new bag?

Do any of these women look shallow to any of you?

Grab it all at:

I completely agree with these statements. Remember, the problem isn't just energy supply: it's the byproducts produced from burning fossil fuels. It's a damn good thing we don't have an unlimited supply of oil, or we'd all be fucked for sure.

Iraq war. Congress authorized the use of force AND continues to fund it, beyotch. Actually, this isn't quite true. The exact wording of the Resolution of 2001 is as follows: 'That the President is authorized to use all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, or harbored such organizations or persons, in order to prevent any future acts of international terrorism against the United States by such nations, organizations or persons.' In 2002, Congress authorized the use of force against Iraq to enforce various UN resolutions. If one agrees that the Bush administration deliberately used false intelligence of Iraqi WMD programs and terrorist connections to justify the invasion, and the bulk of the evidence certainly supports this, then the Iraq war is, by definition, illegal in that it grossly oversteps the authority granted in 2001 and falsifies Iraq's violation of UN resolutions required to justify activating the resolution in 2002. There is some legal precedence to support my claim. The president used the same resolution to justify illegal spying on Americans, a program which, ostensibly, it has stopped because of its illegal nature. It has also used the same resolution to justify torture of detainees, a practice which has been now forbidden in the uniformed services due to its illegality. The evidence points to this administration's criminal guilt in two main areas; 1) lying to the American people about the intelligence that supported the justification for war in Iraq, and 2) exceeding Congressional authority granted by the Resolution above to wage such a war.

C'mere, Travis honey, 'n give Mamma some sugar...