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I'm a steamroller for love, baby.

each purse contains 40 rolls of nickles and an exlodeable bottle of Noxema.

Free post processing for bruises.

I can't wait to get blown up so I don't have to worry about feeling insecure about my security any more.

I forget to mention that the wolverines are carrying ebola

Careful, now. Your answers will be graded. Road graded.

It sounds to me like we're up to 12; enough for a Women of Spray calendar. Not only would this be an excellent fund raising tool for the site; it would also a provide a great opportunity to shower better looking women than yourselves with all those compliments we've heard are so forthcoming.

"Hi. It's me. Can we talk? Cuz I'm right outside your door... ...behind the wheel of a road grader."

a lease for the middle niece

As someone deeply concerned about social justice, I'm afraid I'm going to need that linky from you, Billcoe

A piece with a little yeast

Kevbone, I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you know that you have a really beautiful penis. In fact, you are a really beautiful penis.

Naughty business woman...very, very naughty....

nothing gets the point across like a road grader

did I mention the road grader?

who hate being chased by army ants, so they take it out on the first thing they trip over

rapid, rabid ones

Yeah, small ones. no, really big wolverines

on fire

with a bad battery acid leak

who are running from a loaded cement truck without brakes

closely followed by a column of army ants

while being chased by rapid wolverines with a preference for human genitals

with a couple of planks missing and your cargo afflicted with a really bad case of the runs

While running over their body. With your snow plow attachment lowered