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tvashtarkatena

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  1. Why does a gardening magazine have an article about women? This article profiles, with disturbing accuracy, some of the more frequent contributors to this forum.
  2. I had a Valiant. They last so long because they've only got 4 moving parts. I named mine 'Shitheap'.
  3. What I enjoyed most about my hike to Kala Patar was gingerly hopscotching through an alpine bog mined with soggy little piles of human excrement at Gorak Shep. I think it was right about then that my intestinal parasites were making their presence known.
  4. The only thing that turns me on more than a screeching drunken bitch in the wee hours is a screeching drunken bitch with a solid meth connection. Did you get a phone number?
  5. Mistake # 1: Anthropomorphizing your vehicles. 'She's'got WAY too many miles on 'her'. There are vehicles that survive past 210K miles...about 0.1% of them. For $14 fucking thousand bucks? OMG, walk away. For under $10K you can get an Outback in excellent condition with 50K miles on it (I just did). Also, you might think about your purchase when gas hits $5 a gallon; a day not very far off. It's very likely to hit $4 this summer.
  6. This is a re-thread. One quickly tires of re-threads. Get it?????
  7. What you do with an Armenian cucumber is your business.
  8. tvashtarkatena

    Mind Fuck

    That passage scares me.
  9. Forecast for Greensburg, KS: 60 degrees F Feels like someone up there has it out for you folks Clouds: With your name all over them Dew Point: The point is, you’re done for Humility: 100% in the face of Nature’s wrath Pressure: 10 times more than your house can withstand Wind: From the North, South, East, and West at 200 mph Precipitation: Bricks, freight cars, and the occasional uncontented cow.
  10. I'd say this entire thread suffers from systemic brown out.
  11. It's all about the blue sweater
  12. tvashtarkatena

    Mind Fuck

    Early on, I compartmentalized the fear by carving out a space for it in my brain. I envisioned placing it my back pocket. Really cheezy, but somehow it freed up the rest of my brain to deal with the task at hand. Eventually, fear of exposure shrunk, until it was replaced by the more rational concerns: blocky terrain, loose rock, etc. Now I just look down at the swallows flying far below and think "That's cool".
  13. You'll need 300 lb test line....
  14. The destruction of christian America at $10 an hour. Now THAT is a bargain.
  15. Supercar. Now THERE was some hallucination induced programming.
  16. Estas viviendo sus suenos dulces.
  17. We used to cheer when he got his epaulets ripped off. But his real disgrace came later when he was reduced to selling lots for Lake Don Pedro on local TV. And BTW...Zorro, motherfucker. That wasn't the rifleman. dat was "branded" the rifleman opened with his super ejaculator gun. Oh Daktari you crosseyed beyotch. Damn, you're right. Did Chuck play both rolls? If not, who the hell played the Rifleman, then? Repressed memories...was I abused by Chuck Connors as a child?
  18. "Hey Pancho!" "Hey Cisco!"
  19. Skankiness is illegal now? Our culture is doomed.
  20. We used to cheer when he got his epaulets ripped off. But his real disgrace came later when he was reduced to selling lots for Lake Don Pedro on local TV. And BTW...Zorro, motherfucker.
  21. Paladin, Paladin, where do you ro-oam?
  22. Fuckin' Johhny Yu-ma was a rebel he fought (or something like that) for the west!
  23. Was it something I said?
  24. Is that way all your partners experience a burning sensation afterwards?
  25. Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way of your workin' it.
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