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Prost!

bent shaft

packin a third tool

strapons verses stepins

....as long as we could park a floating oil rig above it. That's a given. Wouldn't it be international waters then anyway??

Mixing vodka and gin? But then again, the guy picks up Pussy Galore in an exploding car.

My catholic school class used to got to Oakland every year so we could see some black people.

They'll still be just as good in the bedroom.

....as long as we could park a floating oil rig above it.

"How long will be be in the United States, sir?" "Any firearms, fruits or vegetables with you today?" "Do I appear to have a serpent with one large eye for a head growing out of my chest?"

If they hadn't, I'd still be worshipping trees. Wait, I still worship trees.

Or, if you prefer to leave GDP out of it... Gee, during the last four republican administrations it drops like a rock. Hmmmmm.....must be those tax and spend democrats.

The GOPs gift to us:

Thanks for the Russian vodka suggestions. I'll look for em.

I used to travel through Denmark frequently when I worked in Europe a lot. I encountered many of the biggest assholes I've every met there, most particularl belligerent drunks. Not without exception of course, but the frequency of less than pleasant encounters was striking when compared with the rest of the continent. The Danish culture seems bored with itself.

Interesting, because I've never voiced an opinion on vaccinations one way or the other. Ever. How are your reading comprehension classes coming? Have you gotten to the memory improvement modules yet? Hurried response regarding fluoridation in 3, 2, 1....

Two separate tastings with two mostly separate groups of people. Tasters wound up drinking the equivalent of about 3 shots each (1/4 shot samples)...for the 'official' part, that is.

"You're summit appointment is scheduled for between 8:45 and 9:00 a.m. on the morning of...."

JayB's "well-meaning but misguided hippies in Birkenstocks" baiting comment in -3, -4, -5....

Kind of like Pop Warner Football camp, only sponsored by Cabella's.

We did 2 blind vodka tasting tests with 18 subjects and 13 different vodkas. Vodka was sipped straight at room temp. The much acclaimed (and apparently well marketed) Grey Goose ranked near the bottom of the list, with Ketel One (another wonder of marketing) close on its heals. Stoly's didn't fair much better. The top three in both taste tests: Hangar One (almost unanimously) Pearl Absolut Ciroc and Tangueray also did well. Having said that, nearly all the vodkas make decent martinis.

We did 2 blind vodka tasting tests with 18 subjects and 13 different vodkas. Vodka was sipped straight at room temp. The much acclaimed (and apparently well marketed) Grey Goose ranked near the bottom of the list, with Ketel One (another wonder of marketing) close on its heals. Stoly's didn't fair much better. The top three in both taste tests: Hangar One (almost unanimously) Pearl Absolut Ciroc and Tangueray also did well. Having said that, nearly all the vodkas make decent martinis.

Fucking on a portaledge is for beginners. Now fucking in crampons...that requires some careful planning and execution.

Wow. That is very cool and open minded. Open minded, huh? Did you visit a coffee shop full of angry, espresso jacked atheists railing against the tyranny of deism? Didn't think so.