rob

work like you don't need the money? doesn't compute.

This ain't the IRS. You can carry your children up if you wish, however. If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale. Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie. My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner.

What if I've already made soap out of it???

I am not fat, but I am slow and whine alot. Can I join?

I wish this was a troll.

Well, if there is one thing we have learned from 20 thousand years of civilization, it is that punishment ALWAYS solves the problem.

The Buddha didn't write his teachings.

Make sure you give them the milk with extra hormones in it. It helps them grow man-tits.

Make sure you pick the right brand of nuts, it's REALLY REALLY important

Monday: "This week, I need you to focus on project A" Friday: "Why isn't project B done yet???"

Labor day weekend, for me, is a sort of yearly nightmare. I plan on crawling into a bottle of Basil Haydens, grilling up some portobello mushrooms, and staying away from the sheeple.

The worst thing my boss ever said to me: "Well, I don't think you're ready [to be promoted to management], but I need somebody, so I guess you'll have to do." Wanker.

partner found, thx all

You know, part of me feels really bad for the guy. Imagine fucking up like this, having it in all the papers...he's got a wife and shit, right? His career is over. I mean, it's funny, but it's sad you know?

aw, work'll still be there on Friday....

As do the fanatic conservatives.

Anyone want to go to Index after work tomorrow (Thurs)? I can be in Monroe around 2:45 PM or so.

I really hate when men make blanket statements about women, too. POTD

... when a politican says what he believes. I disagree with him, but I respect the hell out of the guy.

My post was not mocking religion and its practitioners, at all. You must have misunderstood me. Which is not surprising, since you seem to have a hard time understanding much of anything.

I love index. Thx for the beta, I'll check em

I'd like to break into leading 5.9

Damn! Thats a castle. I live very comfortably (with a child) in a house half that size. No shit, I live very comfortably in a house less than half that size, with 2 kids.

because they're politicians, and like all politicians, they want to keep their fat asses in office as long as possible, feeding off the public teat.