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in my experience, bagels squash so well they can kinda squeeze nicely between things in your pack. Put them in a bag so you don't lose the crumbs.

Is that crossfit? Those guys are spending HOW much to walk around carrying medicine balls?

simpsons did it

I believe that is actually a picture of arch's dildo.

business in the front.... party in the back!@

FALSE Minx doesn't climb

Damn...Looks like you have a good b/c ski partner for next year Rob What do you mean "next year?" I've skied at least once every month this year, bish! Dan's a tough guy. Even loaded up on drugs and with weak tendons, I bet he's still stronger than me. I remember last winter, slowshoeing up to Colchuck, trying to catch up with him just so I could do my fair share of trail breaking.

Chelan MRU should be an independant organization -- you should be able to donate money directly to them without going through Chelan SAR.

Dan, you were a pretty swell guy before all this, so you must be Mr. fucking rogers, now. You should bring along an extra pair of shoes, so you can sit down and change them while chatting people up.

I prefer bagels instead of torts. Bagels smoosh up great, and they have more calories. Add dried salami, and a nice hard cheese, and you've got lunch + dinner. I like tiger's milk bars. Don't forget candy -- swedish fish, dots, and snickers. Buy a banana power bar for emergency food -- fuckers are so nasty, you'll never eat it and it'll sit in your pack until you're dying. And even then, you might skip it.... Granola or Cereal (Captain Crunch?) in ziplock baggies with dried milk for breakfast -- just add water. Fuck GORP. Peanut M&Ms, baby.

don't let kevin see this thread

THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Have you tried just wearing your boots around camp?

Fuck off. Better yet, go watch the sky on a bombing range somewhere. Ponder the blue sky. Think about how for some sad fuck that's the last thing he's going to see - thanks to jets like that. Life's a bitch. Fuckhead. Bob. Somebody around here hasn't gotten laid in a while ever.

"Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me. "

So if I shave my legs, my skin won't look like ground beef after a fall?

Does that work? No, it doesn't work. It's just like the guys who claim you don't have to pay income taxes if you are protesting them.

"He's climbing the rope, and he's gaining!"

holy smokes

Chimp and the Chimp-lover?

Speaking of Microsoft, a friend of mine (a Microsoftie) was riding to work through the main campus and was cut off by an Indian lady in her Mercedes, who yelled out her window, "GET A CAR!!!"

You must have a nice commute, KKKKK -- I was riding down Rainier yesterday after getting off the I-90 trail, and i was almost hit by the rear-view mirror of a driver who yelled "get off the road!" and gave me the finger as he sped off. I'm not sure how Fairweather managed to find me, but it was pretty bizarre. I regularly run into reckless "jerk" drivers like this while cycling. That's not to say they are all jerks -- most are pretty considerate.

For the record, I was just up the sauk trail and the red creek crossing was not difficult, there was a great log jam. The road washout was pretty bad, but I saw someone in a 4x4 pickup truck crush past it. A friend of mine saw a celica at the TH -- apparently it had to be pushed through (over) the washout. After the washout, the road is not bad at all.

Didn't I just call her a psycho? I suppose I am more than slightly-left-of-center, though, so maybe I don't count. Is Dave Schuldt left of center?

What does this mean? Who are her enlightened minions? Who said she was enlightened? Did anybody say anybody like her was enlightened? Your use of quotes makes it seem like you're referring to something specific. I don't get it. It is an oft repeated mantra of the modern liberal. "I am just enlightened." "You are just blinded by the media." ect. It is more a general narcissism that I was trying to convey. Are you saying that the modern liberal travels to Gaza to burn American flags in defense of Hamas? Some are lazy enough to just do it here too. Hmm, I don't know anybody (liberal or otherwise) who's burned an american flag anywhere, let alone in support of Hamas. But maybe I'm travelling in the wrong crowd? Why are you so divisive? Divisive? This is spray. If it is too hot for you, there is a great place called Le Cafe that might be more suited to your skin-thickness. If someone wants to do something as provocative as buring an American flag in the Gaza strip, then they too should be well ready for my 1st amendment privlidges to be aired. It's just interesting that you chose this particular instance (some psycho burning an american "flag" in gaza) to take an opportunity to slam "liberals." Kinda like using Larry Craig to slam conservatives, I guess. Pretty pedestrian. Makes you come off a bit more than "slightly right of center" when you refer to modern liberals as flag-burning islamic extremists. But maybe that's just me.