rob

Whoever gets elected is going to suck, nothings going to change, and half of the country will hate him. 4 years later, we'll be having the same stupid arguments. Why pretend otherwise? I guess some people need something to believe in.

OH NO! HE LOST HIS PATAGUCI SPONSORSHIP!!1 NOW WHERE WILL HE GET HIS PUFFBALL VESTS? Whatever, the guy's a good climber. Who gives a fuck if he's a tool? Lotsa good climbers are fucking tools.

I'm right. You're wrong.

Well, maybe he thought the bear was wearing a rain parka. This IS the NW, afterall. Good thing he accidentally hit a human, and not a grizzly, or he could have gotten a STEEP fine!

slightly right of center

I can't imagine how you could possibly have route-finding trouble from the lunch counter to the summit. Coming down, near timberline, just pay attention and ignore the suckertrails when merging up with the main trail back to cold springs. It's no big deal.

SPRAYERS!!!11

I bring my big gun into the wilderness every time. It's always loaded, but sometimes it can take a while to fire off a shot.

in my experience, bagels squash so well they can kinda squeeze nicely between things in your pack. Put them in a bag so you don't lose the crumbs.

Is that crossfit? Those guys are spending HOW much to walk around carrying medicine balls?

simpsons did it

I believe that is actually a picture of arch's dildo.

business in the front.... party in the back!@

FALSE Minx doesn't climb

Damn...Looks like you have a good b/c ski partner for next year Rob What do you mean "next year?" I've skied at least once every month this year, bish! Dan's a tough guy. Even loaded up on drugs and with weak tendons, I bet he's still stronger than me. I remember last winter, slowshoeing up to Colchuck, trying to catch up with him just so I could do my fair share of trail breaking.

Chelan MRU should be an independant organization -- you should be able to donate money directly to them without going through Chelan SAR.

Dan, you were a pretty swell guy before all this, so you must be Mr. fucking rogers, now. You should bring along an extra pair of shoes, so you can sit down and change them while chatting people up.

I prefer bagels instead of torts. Bagels smoosh up great, and they have more calories. Add dried salami, and a nice hard cheese, and you've got lunch + dinner. I like tiger's milk bars. Don't forget candy -- swedish fish, dots, and snickers. Buy a banana power bar for emergency food -- fuckers are so nasty, you'll never eat it and it'll sit in your pack until you're dying. And even then, you might skip it.... Granola or Cereal (Captain Crunch?) in ziplock baggies with dried milk for breakfast -- just add water. Fuck GORP. Peanut M&Ms, baby.

don't let kevin see this thread

THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Have you tried just wearing your boots around camp?

Fuck off. Better yet, go watch the sky on a bombing range somewhere. Ponder the blue sky. Think about how for some sad fuck that's the last thing he's going to see - thanks to jets like that. Life's a bitch. Fuckhead. Bob. Somebody around here hasn't gotten laid in a while ever.

"Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me. "

So if I shave my legs, my skin won't look like ground beef after a fall?

Does that work? No, it doesn't work. It's just like the guys who claim you don't have to pay income taxes if you are protesting them.