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My housmate and I are thinking of building a couple of electric "hwizzers". I like kevbone's, I mean, the freak's, ideas on electic travel.

Yeah, me too. In that case you end up with shitty pants and a bleeding ass. Sand can work just as well as rocks however......its not really an upgrade though. More of a step sideways... Becuase after gragging you wasted [ass] out, you still end up chafing your crack into a bloody state. Snow is far better.

I guess [it] could be a woman??? Or maybe just one of those nuclear disaster things that spewed from the ooze??? At any rate, something that sick shouldn't be allowed to belay anyone! Friggin' climbing sickohs!

Holy [shit], we've all got way too much time on our hands! Yes, I love to pass gas too.

I don't know..... we still haven't established whether Kevbone is a man, woman, or freak.

Do you think the planet could be made of chocolate? If thats the case then we DEFFINATELY need to blast Kevbone out there.

Recycled Cycles stresses me out...... I asked to barrow a socket wrench once because I had a flat, and basically they told me to go fuck myself.... which I almost did pushing my friggin bike 6 miles home... Bastards...

Mrs. Sweetlove my 3rd grade teacher.... and no, I didn't actually get any sweet love!

It depends on the type and quality of the snow. If its old and crusty you'll just end up with a sraped up bum and as you said shitty water in your pants... If its nice and soft and new, oh baby, thats a whole new world! You just feel soo squeeky clean and happy afterwards!

Ummm I'm a single mom of two boys. i think you might be smoking some crack. no, no crack. a whole lot of built in ADD though.....

have you crashed yet?

Yeah, lets go shred!

Could Kevbone be one of those Non-gender types? You know, maybe "it" had and accident a while back and smashed His (pass tense) nads super bad..... Hey, shit can happen when you climb!

yeah..... i did.... anyone like Pepsi and Kashi GoLean Crunch? I saw my roommate this this.........

Not quite. I do like raw meat however.

Yes, yes they are....... just don't tell anyone!

Well, if the dude is a chick, what does that make the rest of us? I personally am a hermaphrodite.

So, basically I've confirmed my addictive personality theory once again: Just look at all you people (myself included), YOU ARE ALL ADDICTED TO SPRAY! Mountain climbers simply can't help it..... its like "oh, thats pretty neat....LETS DO MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE!!!" We are all just a bunch of wanking users!

Wait, are you a man or a woman?

Yeah, WD40 is the perfect robot sex lube...

No! What you do is go downtown and bomb hills as fast and hard as possible, then when you come to one of those steep spots you just pull up like shit and send it! Its better than sex! I'm sure your bike will hold up fine.... Is it aluminum or chromoly?

Any other robots out there like to watch Robot Porn?

Cool! Can you catch air on it?

Yeah, Kevbone is pretty fucking rad. I hear she kicked the living crap out of her husband...... Man, I need to find a woman like that!

Whats a hybrid bike?