i_like_sun

YEAH! What did you get?

HOLY SHIT KEVBONE....... you fucking ROCK! I feel for your husband, because I have a very similar and equally sick sense of humor.... I REALLY like that one! My girlfriend complains that her boobs are too small too. I just tell her that if I were a girl I'd want small boobs! Then she says that my "pecks" are bigger than her tits........(NO, NO, THEY ARE NOT; plus, shes TINY, only like 110lbs, of course she's got small breasts!) fuck, what should I say? I was like "hey, lady, I happen to be very proud of my nicely developed pectoralis majors...." Then shes like "you GUYS are SOOO insecure"....... I couldn't think fast enough at the time for a sly response because my brain just went "oH shit, lobotomy time.." "We're done!" Then I just told her that giant thumpers would detract from her utterly adorable smile and eyebrows.... Things are OK now. Geeze, I think I might have to try the toilet paper theory though. That was REALLL, REALLY GOOD.

I almost did a wall-ride to back flip on my BMX bike....... Not quite as neat as smashing your eye out....but near-death nontheless! I'm glad you are alive Archenemy.

Fuck eco....... flailing a shit 1800 feet sounds WAY cooler! Geeze...... you can always scoop it up on the way out! I could start a group: "Giant Poopers Anonymous"...

Dear yoda, I, I_like_sun, am an android. I have amazing powers of carrying anything and climbing whatever my silicon chip desires. Its a lonely existance though. Not too many other androids out there. I am forced to live my invincible little life isolated from mankind, constantly hunted for spare computer parts...

NOOO way..... thats RAD.

I mark my territory all the time, and I go commando!

Awwww. Got it. Surfing is pretty fuckin rad, no? Its the one sport that hasn't taken over my life [yet].

I tend to be a bit of a slow child........ but, how did the word "spray" become known as a wanky climber's forum? I'm guessing it has to do with thought spray? Probably not snot spray........?

Why be such a pussy? Man, we're supposed to be Mt. Climbers! Is walking simply out of fasion?........... ......Actually I think it might be. Has anyone seen these kids wearing those shoes with little wheels built into the heals? Its like, we're teaching the youngsters to be lazy from day one! "heres some roller shoes kiddo so you don't have to strain yourself walking and so you too can join the obesity statistics...." WANK

This isn't a motorcyle....... but it is still dangerous, fun, and purely addicting!

Muffy, this is a rad bike..... http://www.konaworld.com/bikes/2k7/KINGZING/index.html

Jeeze, forget having problems with blue bags in the mountains, toilets in the city just suck! Forget flushing and leaving.......more like, flush and pray........ Am I eating too much fiber? Veggies and grainy shit are my thing...

Dude, thanks. I have completely stopped weighing myself entirely, and I am eating everything in sight! The coolest thing I've noticed however, is that my muscular endurance is SO much better than it ever was.... I benched and squated 145lbs. for 20 reps yesterday! Fuck, that is so much stronger than I've ever been.... (I know thats alot of reps but I'm working on endurance before max. strength) So all of that makes me feel a bit better about myself. It really does come down to calories I realize. I notice that when I eat simply TONS of food (focusing on alot of fruit and veggies), I don't have the crashes like I was. Plus, blood test have shown my testosterone to be super high again.

So, after months of being a massive SLUGG, I'm starting to exercise again. Jeeze, going back into the gym and being the most out of shape I've been in years is proving tough on my self asteem! I'm just not used to being out of shape.... in fact by MY standards, I basically just feel FAT. It does feel good to be burning calories again though. The protocol given to me by my doc. has me doing resistance training with light enough weights that I can lift 20 times, 3 X week. Then walking for an hour on the off days..... This is frustrating! I know I've got to do this right, but all I really want to do is go run and get super swetty! I get blood tests next week to see what the hormones are up to, then depending on that she'll either up the intensity or keep it the same.... Oh yeah, I'm eating like a horse again! Its fantastic to feel my body back into its normal 23 year old's metabolism! Also, my muscles have pretty much made thier comeback, as everyone is telling me that I look "healthy" and "buff".

Kevbone, what do you think of electric motor scooters? I think with some technology improvements (including getting the battery technology back from the fuckers at Exon-Mobile) electric scooters and motorcycles could be SICK. They are so light that the power needed to drive them is hardly anything, and they could have really big ranges. Plus, just think about the exceleration! OMG, certain DEATH - I'd get one.

Heres some death antics...

Hell yes! My moto, and rehab protocols for broken bones has alway been to catch as much air as possible as soon as possible.... in fact today, I'm feeling some BMX trails tingles...... I found a rad new spot in this guy's back yard thats downhill, and the jumps are all hips (meaning they turn a little). Last week though I was riding out there, and came into this one set with so much extra speed that I couldn't make the "turn" toward the landing (because they are all hips) and I went flying off into the woods. Thankfully there were tons of ferns and leaves and things and not too many dead logs, so I crashed and burned without any [real] damage... BMX is so sick......

Oh yes. Also, gatta dig the idiot standing cross-leged on top of his bike, then falling off and (I think) snapping his ankle! That little video stressed me out.....

Yeah, I was loopy as shit last night. I was actually falling asleep in between spray wanks! And it was only 9:30 pm....... pathetic.... I get it now....... I know some people on the olympic peninsula who build their own electric cars; I think I'll do it one day too.... I hope the big car companys wise up soon though and do bring the complete electric car back.... the market for electric vehicles IS THERE. It would also be REALLY good if hybrids (and the few electric cars) would be built to ACTUALLY LOOK COOL! I mean honestly, C'mon, the Honda Insight is fucking hideous. What if they made an electric car look like a Toyota Celica or a WRX. I'd freaking buy one... The oil will be gone soon I think...... then we'll have to all drive electric.

Your mom. Fat kid.

The dude trying the backflip, then landing on his head is so nuts...... that whole "paralyzation thing" scares the shit outa me!

OMG... Dude, I've always wanted a crotch rocket, but jeeze that looks like an amazingly un-cool way to die...

Sorry kevbone, maybe I'm just a little slow......but I still didn't catch it. I actually thought Who Killed The Electric Car? was a good movie.

How is this a blunder?