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UMMMMM.... WRX........ My buddy's got one, and man, he's always the first one to the trailhead..... plus, you can corner the damn thing at 70-mph! This very special and exhilarating feature saved my ass from a head on crash last winter on the mt. baker highway. This was the car directly in front; we actually swerved UNER IT as it became air-born on impact. Drive safely everyone......plenty of accidents happen on the way home from a long weekend in the mountains when everybody is pooped.

"i can not wait to get out of the cast and back to doing ANYTHING!!!" Wait wait, WHAT?! What did you break and how did you do it? I'm into this kind of stuff...

Honestly, if you go around to all the used spots in town (including eBay) and build it up on your own you can get a super dialed bike for like 150 bucks. If you don't know what to look for exactly, buying something used online has been the best deals I've seen. Otherwise, seriously, Konas are good bikes and they are not too outrageous (some people hate them with a passion though - wankers). I also agree with your wanting to play outside longings........ cardio inside just sucks......

Newbie? I've pooping in awkward places for years! The problem is volume related, not technique. PVC pipes? Ms. Muffy, you just might be more insane than I am..... will you marry me?

Oh Muffy, I'd love to help you out! I have a super old road bike thats like 15 years old.... its still works... I love building up super-fcuked looking bikes with miscellaneous parts. They always seem to work the best and look the coolest (to me). As far a nice sparkly and new road bikes, Specialized and Trek are the two companies on the cutting edge of geometry and materials. But honestly, hardly anyone [needs] a $2000 bike! I'd go online and just learn stuff, then go to different shops and test ride different models. The more research you do the happier you'll be in the end! I think road biking is amazing......it builds the quads in a more balanced way than almost any other sport. Just look at Lance's Vastus Medialis, its huge!

Since this is Spray, I thought I'd bring up the most offensive topic I can think of: I have no problem with and am in full support of the Blue-Bag policies in the state. My only dilemma has been, is that I seem to take insanely massive shits. I'm not talking "big", I'm talking 16 inch LOG. Has anyone else had issues fitting all of their excrament into 1 standard issue sized blue bag?

Where do you ride BMX? I've been riding and building the lower-woodland BMX jumps since I was 14. Now, I'm "grown up" and still shredding little kids bikes!

In that case mr. archenemy buy a kona! They are actually not that bad and not too expensive (for the lower end ones). Also, for what you described, a hard tail would probably be the way to go. They are more efficient for pedaling around town and are also better for hill climbing when off-road. I am a bike freak....

Yes, dont go to Gregg's! I used to work there, and I used to rip people off..... Buy one offline then build it yourself, you'll get alot more for your $$$$. Transition Bikes is a insanely bomb-prof frame...... If you are looking for a super nimble rear suspension bike for trail riding, I think Ironhorse makes one of the best riding geometries. I'm cheap though. I have a peice of shit Kona that I just dump copious amounts of wasted money into... Or you could simplify life and start riding BMX bikes. I've been shredding those for years, and they cost seriously 1/10 the cost of a mountain bike. Catching tons of air will kill however...

Where did you find this picture of me?

I like guns, I'm also crazy. But I REALLY don't like violent and scary movies...

Theres something to the whole admitting to addiction "thing", then deciding not to care!

Theres plenty of human shit out there......

Man, talking shit is so fantastic!

My chemistry prof. is super hot...... I ALWAYS sit in front...... I bet she'd take my iPod away..... I should test this.

Esspecially Neapolitan Mastiffs that look like they could knar your leg off...

Yeah my dad knows some people on that campus......

SHHHHHHHH! Sherri, keep it down. I'm trying to post some offensive Spray over here.

W thinks the spam comes from Iran....... guess thats on the list of "to be nuked too" Spam tastes like shit.

No, no baby. If I had a cam that big I'd be a serious mountain pimp!

Oh it was serious....... I came away with a phone number and a new study-buddy. HAAHH!

Yeah, they're both pretty cool....

Highlight of my day: getting seriously eye F@#$ED in the lab.......

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