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Stop worrying about it and enjoy him. Jesus, man, he's only 18 months. He is also a bit young to begin SAT prep, just in case you are wondering about that, too.

Fewer people will snicker if you put it this way...

Why would the GOP run her in 2012? She was a friggin train wreck; McCain's gamble gone seriously wrong!

Won't the bush just grow back?

Consider it practice for alpine climbing

Rounding error?

Tonite we ride!!!

Oh to have so much free time . Do you not have kids or own a house?

May 03

LOL! ROTFLMAO!

Father's day is coming...bump, bump... Here is an update on mine, he's two now and tries to climb everything in site- might have to bring him to kids rope up this year.

I was being facetious...you can replace "Van Halen" in my above post with any one of Kevbone's washed-up 80's guitar-wanking bands.

This is a great site. I first found cc.com when I was looking for beta on a particular climb (which was generously given). Since then I have found 4 partners on this site, all fairly represented their abilities and motivation. In one case, our personalities didn't really match up which created a bit of friction, but thats the chances you take. In another case, I got a semi-regular climbing partner; we have since done two trips to Red Rocks and one to the Bugs. In one case, I think I was the idiot partner...what can I say, I had a bad day. He hasn't climbed with me since. Such is life. For my contribution, I try to give noobs sincere advice when they ask. I have a busy job and a two year old, so I don't get out as much as I did in my twenties, so it allows me to live vicariously through y'all. But mostly, I find this site very entertaining with all the idiotic banter. I LOL and ROTFLMAO daily.

Hi Kevbone. Van Halen rules. Oh wait, isn't this a climbing board?

Do you have a quote for our spiritual enlightenment?

When someone dies, the bacteria inside of them does not.. in fact they are not held in check. Same reason a dead cow gets bloated. Similarly, the bowels could have been released into goretex pants. At some point, the body is disturbed (for example, while bagging the body), and gases built up come out at once. If a fouler odor exists, I haven't smelled it. Then wouldn't it be better named "the death fart"?

What is "the death burp"?

Are you kidding? No worries thought I fixed it for you. I would be curious to know why you think the trad climbing there is better than, say, Red Rocks or Yosemite.

This thread is better than watching "Another World"

But this video says its baaaaad... [video:youtube]L1jB7RBGVGk

Clearly you are not a student of popular culture... lol [video:youtube]9-AfOhyn_S4

Does your wife know you are posting her picture on the internets?

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Go rent Project Grizzley from your local video store. You'll laugh your ass off.

I read somewhere that you can make a poop tube out of PVC pipe. Seems to me strapping that baby onto the outside of your pack would be a good way to carry. Anybody tried this? I would add the suggestion of throwing in one of those little odour absorbent pucks that they sell for diaper pails. Again, never tried it, but seems like a good idea.