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Mr_Phil

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  1. TORBOTO

    The boy seems to lack original thought.
  2. Predictability

    WD40 isn't a lubricant.
  3. His last words were "I think not."
  4. Lost: Red Lifestyles Condom - Colchuck Lk Trail

    I'm guessing it's used now.
  5. Blunder at its best.

    Kevbone is a Segway kind of guy.
  6. City of Seattle Building code (or King County)

    Call the inspectors and complain.
  7. Crazy F*ckers and Mr. Glock

    So you're saying that killing the cougar with a gun is better than scaring it off by throwing rocks? I guess you need the outdoors sanitized so that no one could possible get hurt. We should probably gridbolt all the climbs as well.
  8. I am going to buy a new Mtn bike today. right now.

    I think you should get one of these. Looks good to me.
  9. I am going to buy a new Mtn bike today. right now.

    REI. Ride it, thrash it, return it.
  10. Bibler Tempest

    Where did you get the factoid that Epic fabric is more breathable than eVent?
  11. gear gear, oh dear!?

    If the weather is nasty, stay inside the tent. Guided groups should not be out in bad weather.
  12. the highlight of my day

    Except a random stranger won't point a sack of weed at you and you'll fall over dead. Death by self-stupidity is one thing. Death by the stupidity and anger of others is quite another. driving drunk kills even more people. pointing a 3000 pound car at someone doing 60 mph is just as deadly as a semi-automatic Glock. and driving under the influence of drugs can do the same. Not to mention driving while talking on the cell phone, which has a similar accident rate.
  13. Through the crotch zip clothing

    It's a natural form of toilet paper.
  14. Gas Station Diet

    Well, duh. How long did it take you to come up with the obvious?
  15. hard drive crash

    If you had a mac, you wouldn't have that problem. H3q8_40GBuI
  16. Trolling Templates

    He's not fat, he's just big-boned troll.
  17. Trolling Templates

    Comparing VT to Iraq troll. (A Dave Schult exclusive.)
  18. Predictability

    Give Dru an artifical hand and it could happen this week!
  19. Trolling Templates

    The "My elbow hurts" troll
  20. ban gay marriage

    If you're against Gay Marriage, then don't have one.
  21. Advice

    Yeah, speak for yourself.
  22. Marking a Ninja Rope

    Cat pee. It never comes out.
  23. Skinny dyneema slings - 2 years later...

    and the faster you stop (less elastic system), the higher the force.
  24. Crap!

    They need a new stadium.
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