StevenSeagal

Exactly where is JH being dissed here bonehead? Goddamn your reading comprehension is sad.

If I died tomorrow...wait, that's impossible. I'm Hard to Kill.

How bout Plan B. Or Plan Bree LeBre

And she used the word "suck" in the same sentence...kind of titillating isn't it?

If you want a toe, I can get you a toe. I can get you a toe by 5 PM.

there is no chop in Aikido. ignoramus. Not usually, but if someone wants a chop, I'll give them a chop.I can adapt.

Yeah, but there's a difference: I have style, I have class, and I have skills. And a IQ double of that toothless old squaw.

And by the way, it's Aikido, not jujitsu, dipshit.

Sometimes the most Zen thing to do is to keep on walking. They weren't worth my time. Although they definitely were On Deadly Ground. As for your presumptuous drivel, Slothrop- I was in the right fucking lane. How wrong of you to side with the bad guys. Now bow to Sensei!!

Let's not forget discarded needles and used rubbers.

And why is Port Angeles in new Seattle-- last year I'm driving through the center of town...this 1970's era station wagon with fake wood paneled doors and filled with about 8 members of the most fucked up looking hillybilly family piled inside, tailgates me through town. Despite a free, second, lane they had to pass me anytime they liked, they rode my bumper and repeatedly leaned on the horn at me- and I was even speeding. They finally passed and took a left turn, at which point the 75 year old woman in the front passenger seat, with her weatherbeaten face, and hair pulled into an attractive, greasy bun/ponytail, flipped me the bird. I didn't have time to view the others, but I could see that numerous hand gestures came from the inner depths of this smelly old car. Fucking inbreds.

I guess we have a mutually beneficial relationship. Congratulations. That might be the closest you've come to being funny this week! I'm all about sticks and stones, and fists of fury. Beware the clothesline maneuver...devastating...

Minx, I wouldn't climb with him if I were you, he sounds like a fucking pervert.

Read the Supertopo post- the writing of "aian" reads spookily like an infamous, Portland climber and dog owner. Seriously, that's the first thing that came to mind.

If I was in it, it would have been much more interesting.

Air America: what a colossal waste of an opportunity. The Bush Administration is an easy target. And they give us: Randi Rhodes. The above article sums it up. 3 hours of stuttering, slobbering bitching about the same subject: "this is just...i can't believe these guys...jeez...morons...God...I mean I...these liars are...it's incredible.." all the while with this heavy metal riff in the background growing louder. Or Mike Malloy, so tactfully winning over the right with statements like "I want that son of a bitch (Bush) thrown in jail!!!" (in screaming voice tone). Flip around the radio shows and you'll hear current topics being discussed, but flip on AAR and you always get the same thing: Bitch bitch bitch- often profanity laced tirades. Even while agreeing with many points (like, for example, Bush is an awful President), I can't listen to this crap. Tell us something we don't know. Tell us why we should elect democrats instead of moderate Republicans, or better yet Independents (do any exist?) How about something proactive? I'd rather listen to Michael Savage. Even if he is a violent, xenophobic egomaniac, his discussions are stimulating nonetheless. I even am surprised that I agree with him on a point (usually quickly followed by something like "I WANT NUCLEAR WEAPONS DROPPED ON THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!" bringing me back to reality).

Pay it forward, dear. Pay it forward.

A long time ago I heard Forks described this way: "Fat, drunk, 45 year old women staggering down the street at 8 in the morning with giant logging trucks blasting by HONNNKKK!! HONNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (mimicked with the typical doppler sound effect with lower pitch at the end).

Arch, I'll take care of this. Want to know why he's called "flyingpig"? Observe: Fuck with my family, and you die.

You mean the thong isn't doing it for them? Hey how was the clamming on Lesbos?

kevbone said: Should call him the dork .

Sorry, you're still a tool.

No, have you? Is that a requirement to be cool on this site? No, it not a requirement. You just aren't cool.

Well it does say "sinner" under her name.

Powell is in the Blame America First crowd. He hates America. He obviously wants the terrorists to win.