StevenSeagal

Did they wake up with the king?

Let's just say he won't be joining us for awhile. Spinach omelette, anyone??

Man, was this girl pissed and creeped out after CJ woke her up.

Excuse me I didn't hear you, would you repeat that?

Okay:

First of all, we're On Deadly Ground, not dangerous ground. Now, we all know the environment is Under Siege. On behalf of the environment, I'm Out for Justice. The problem is, there's people on both sides of this issue that think they're Above the Law. Well I've got news for you- they aren't. As long as the the earth remains Marked for Death, I will be there to make an Executive Decision and these chumps will be left only with Exit Wounds. Then the rest of us who truly care about what matters will be able to drive off Into the Sun. Does that clear things up for you?

This sort of stupidity on the part of California, coupled with open-ended right wing ridicule shifting the focus away from the actual issue to political stunts, should be the perfect combination to prevent any useful action ever being taken towards improving emission standards, air quality, and more efficient use of oil and energy sources. Mission accomplished!

This guy: ...is enjoying the big crap he just took. But, according to the government of Canada, that is not confidence inspiring and not to be tolerated. May all your future dumps be painful, runny, and unsatisfying.

No tolerance for:

What a horrible suggestion for his daughter's name. Show some respect will ya?

Well, you have the rest of your life to act like a butt pirate, I suppose talking like one for a day is good preparation.

Very proud of ya...

What I always do...kick ass and deliver justice.

Sounds like he's got a Fire Down Below.

I'm incensed by that remark.

Minx; he duzzint know, what hees tahking,; about. Do nott wurry! about it.

Let's just have you speak for yourself there, Charlie. This is a refrain you have revisited ad nauseum in post after post. Like you are revealing something to us all that we haven't got yet. Gee, until kevbone came to town, we all thought that everything on here was serious. Thanks for pulling the wool from our eyes. Make sure you keep reminding us with your sage advice, Einstein.

Translate this gibberish for me, mouth breather.

The bolt should go. But the harassment is petty and childish. I'm surprised the mad bolter isn't you're new hero.

No, you're using words incorrectly and in a manner that shows your ignorance of the nuances of the English language, Bucko. The rest of your post is so decidedly un-Zen I will not dignify it with a response. No verbal response that is; you're On Deadly Ground. Gaper.

Last I checked, witty does not necessarily mean funny. Proving you have your head up your ass and don't even know the meaning of the terms you are throwing around. All of which solidifies my original definition.

Any attempt you make at being witty.

Pepe Le Pew

And then qualified it by saying that he also likes him sometimes and that the Supertopo post was "really shitty" and unfair. So looks like you need to learn to read too, retard. Sounds like you have some sort of midget porn fantasy that hasn't been worked out yet. Better step back or you'll feel the wrath of the clothesline yet again. How's your jaw by the way?