Well, well well...look who just walked in- a washed up, aging action movie star who...oh forget it.
Look here pal, this is how it's gonna be: I run the show here now. Your roundhouse kick cannot get past my high block. I will kick your ass from here to sunday. You want justice? I'll give you justice, Walker. You and your slow motion action sequences are no match for me. There's a new sheriff in town- the name's Nico.
You are not Zen enough to beat me. You've spent too much time jacking off to tapes of those Christy Brinkley Bowflex commercials you did with her or whatever shit you were hawking to try to save your tanked career. You tried to get in her pants, but guess who had her first? That's right---MOI. She loved the feel of my silky pony tail on her supple little...oh never mind...
Now get lost, Hillbilly.
Anybody else need some justice?