Very funny.. . . .
I would go with the fanny pack, but I just don't have the muffin top to pull the look off.
Jared J, I looked on cilogear.com and the packs don't have removable waistbelts starting this year.
A llama is actually a good idea, I could at least go up Ingalls creek with one, and they barely eat any hay, so I wuoldn't have to carry that.
A wheelbarrow is a stupid idea.
Isn't there a guy on here that makes packs?? I don't know his name.