Hey there G-spotter,
Horses addicted to drugs is no laughing matter! There is something you should know about horses, "they smoke rock!".
It is a serious diesease. I had to send my goats, Marley and Ray to rehab for shooting up heroin all the time! And not to mention my friends' sheep Laticiana and Rowisha were addicted to blow, it completly took over their lives!!!
Just thank the author of this wonderful children's book for bringing this problem out into the open. It is okay to talk about it.