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Hendershot

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  1. Hendershot

    Iraq

    I could have sworn gas prices went down before the last house/senate election.
  2. Damn it! These baristas are trying to get through college!
  3. Hendershot

    fuck

    I see dumb people, and they don't even know they are dumb.
  4. Subject: Not news to me Mankind is not responsible for, nor can prevent, climate change. The following web site has much good solid information concerning the "hoax" that is eroding our liberty and destroying our way of life. Time for we citizens to get mad about this, and start making more noise than those getting rich at our expense. Any tax on carbon Dioxide is a tax on breathing!!! http://www.petitionproject.org/index.html
  5. Hey now, The reason I am so fat is because everytime I screw your mom, she makes me a sandwich.
  6. I told you before, It is your turn to be the Indian, I am the Cowboy.
  7. That is the best principle you can instill in your boy. Thanks for sharing.
  8. I already find it unattractive to go to work. Thankfully my commute is only 4 miles.
  9. One time I went into Wal-Mart and approached someone in those ghey "How may I help you vests". I said "Have you seen my Mom? She is fat and is wearing sweatpants. Have you seen anyone like that here?" The kicker was he actually helped me look for her! We saw several candidates who fit the description.
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    Bad Idea

    I don't get how that is second degree assault. Typically, 2nd degree is assault with a deadly weapon.
  11. Those were toilets!?! They looked like time machines, I never saw them open either.
  12. Oh, does this mean we will get an Emerald City Smoothie bar below the new condos?
  13. Sorry to ask a Kevbone question? but what is the missing point?
  14. Bump, I have been going to the Donaldson Clinic and wasn't impressed with the level of care given. I'm open to more suggestions, north end preffered. Thanks,
  15. Rebuttal Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays -Not enough cubes to fill up the cooler in the trays, hence bulk ice when you need it. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? -Agreed, we multitask while taking a load off, it can be changed. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? - Place a sticker of a fly in the bowl, aim and fire. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor -There is an "in-between" pile. Do not mess with our system Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? -No, that's how kids earn their allowance. Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. -It gives the woman the delusion of control, let her chew on it. Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down. -It was lying on the floor, or the kitchen table, who moved my cheese? Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. -Maybe she will initiate it this time. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -Real Men make the woman ask, so they don't have too. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? -Rolling eyes and heavy sighs are allowed. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques - "Whoops I left my wallet at home, sorry dear" Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. -Blackberry, baby, blackberry Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. -It's not just for boiling water anymore!?!
  16. The sharpening issue relates to the older reverso, solved by the new design. One difference between the Reverso3 and the BD Guide is the orientation of the clip in point on the side. Reverso is horitontal while BD's is vertical. The reverso is supposed to be easier to manage while clipped into the anchor.
  17. Still I think we can agree that a crossfit program is better for climbers than the 24 hour fitness/ Golds Gym/ LA fitness routine. Not all of us can make it to SLC of Jackson Hole to train.
  18. Hendershot

    drugs

    Damn straight it's a good topic. Although there are several criteria which would change the list completely.
  19. Hendershot

    drugs

    No you stop ;-)
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