Rebuttal
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
-Not enough cubes to fill up the cooler in the trays, hence bulk ice when you need it.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
-Agreed, we multitask while taking a load off, it can be changed.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
- Place a sticker of a fly in the bowl, aim and fire.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
-There is an "in-between" pile. Do not mess with our system
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
-No, that's how kids earn their allowance.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
-It gives the woman the delusion of control, let her chew on it.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down.
-It was lying on the floor, or the kitchen table, who moved my cheese?
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
-Maybe she will initiate it this time.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
-Real Men make the woman ask, so they don't have too.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
-Rolling eyes and heavy sighs are allowed.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
- "Whoops I left my wallet at home, sorry dear"
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
-Blackberry, baby, blackberry
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
-It's not just for boiling water anymore!?!