Choada_Boy

Yes, a whole subculture. Seen the armored shitters along the highway lately? Hmmm, why are they like that? Perhaps it's because some men like to cut holes in the stall walls to have their dicks sucked/suck the dicks of total strangers. Ask Dru for more details/times.

"Highway rest areas. They're the bathhouses of the '90s for many, many, many gay men."

1) Maintain quality relationships in the face of Type A++ hyperspeed hike conquesting and Internet chestbeating. 2) Enjoy your achievements for yourself. 3) Climb something fast involving a rope & a rack.

Thrashin' has the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing while the skaters "skate dance". The love scene is to the tune of "Let the Love Begin", perhaps the worst song ever. The lead character beats "Hook" of the evil "Daggers" skateboard gang during the 20 mile "LA Massacre" downhill race. Boy: "It's called Thrashin'. It's an extreme form of skateboarding." Girl: "What do you thrash?" Boy: "What'da you got?"

Thrashin' is a better bad movie than Rad. Rad is so bad it hurts, but Thrashin' is so bad, you can't stop watching it. Discuss.

"The overall skill level of our sport"? The overall skill level of our sport is 5.15b. Not rad enough?

What does "thwarted before the climbing actually began" mean? They didn't get in the car? If so, my multiple attempts at the face have been thwarted before the actual climbing began. Great job again, John!!!

Guns don't kill people. Big Macs kill people.

I wonder if Raindawg rides his bike to Egypt.

Tough to miss. Go down the "talus", find the trail, and cross the stream. Pretend you're water causing the most erosive damage...

Not many 20# block trundling opportunities left at Mt. Erie these days...

Go left.

I've heard tale of a "Chimney" or "Split" rock somewhere in Skagit county, maybe near Burlington. You have to ride a Mt Bike up logging roads to get to it. Anyone have a clue what I'm talking about? Sounds like a huge erratic in the middle of nowhere.

If a passport was needed, why did they let your passenger through? Canada will let you in, no problem, it's coming back when you get at the hassle. If you have a BC and DL, you're fine coming back in for now. I was up there a month ago and my passenger had a DL, BC, and no questions asked. LINK

No PP required yet, but "coming soon". DL and BC still OK, but be prepared to have a US border guard who can barely mumble English tell you you'd better get a passport soon.

Seems like someone's engaged the "Ignore This Loser" function.

Perhaps ghost riding the fall line after getting knocked unconscious on the first drop.

Don't fool yourself. Humans are animals.

I've often thought that a 12 Beers vs. 12 Bong Hits Downhill Mountain Bike Race would be an interesting contrast study.

Sure. Just stand there and do nothing. Well, that's exactly what you did. Right? Actually, I argued with my boyfriend about whether we should do anything while the guy got his ass kicked, then abandoned the guy at the fire station. Then I went and got my glasses so I could see that he'd healed up after a year, you fucking coward. Unless you are prepared to offer advice on a gun brand, model, caliber, and ammunition, you're a waste of ones and zeros and an instigating piece of shit. BTW: My neighbor's out of the hospital with four broken vertebral processes and a chipped eye socket, a spectacular black eye, huge bruises across his back, swelling on the back of his head and neck, plus a bit finger he got while head-locking one of the fuckers. I told him I felt bad that I hadn't gotten out there sooner, in glasses and boxers, but he figures I might have saved his life, and I at least kept him from getting beat worse.

Funny thing is, it's a really nice neighborhood!

Sure. Just stand there and do nothing.

Let's see: neighbor gets the shit beat out of him for no reason, neighbor wakes up and fights attacker out of house, multiple women raped during home invasions two blocks away. Plus, I don't really care what you think, dip shit.

Not finger lock/layback/handjam/smear techniques, but stuff about efficient body positioning, muscle and limb loading, motion, center of gravity, etc. I'm looking for something that can help me to "fine tune" my shitty slob style of climbing.