Choada_Boy

We got to the top of p3 and ran out of day. Pretty sweet to that point.

What does the "hook up" consist of? New pair? I was thinking I could weld mine back together if they crack...

What's up with the dance floor at base camp? From memory: When the weight of the world has got you down, and you want to end your life. Dead-end job, bills to pay, and problems with your wife. Don't throw in the towel 'cuz there's a place right down the block, Where you can drink your miseries away. At Flaming Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's) Where liquor in a mug, can warm you like a hug, Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away. Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away. "Barney!!" "How're you doin' Mr. Gumble?" "Blllaarrrggh.."

Funny!!

Let's All Go To Flaming Moe's!! "Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."

Live Streaming Update!! "Iran...Iran...Iran...Iran...Iran...Iran...Iran...Iran...Iran..."

There was a not too shitty "Most Dangerous" story on the boob-tube the other day about K2. Focused mostly on the '86(if I remember correctly) season. Read "K2: Triumph & Tragedy" by Jim Curran for the full scoop. I'm fully with Bob on this one. Would you fault the Apollo astronauts for leaving the base of the Lunar Lander behind?

An un-lubricated jack screw can be easily fixed by sacrificing a goat. Alaska Airlines should have sacrificed a moose.

...they typed from behind their computers.

Did you have a bad date or something? Did she slap on the cuffs and leave you chained to a street lamp?

Hey E, the "unseen force at work" was gravity. Or Dale Ernhart Sr., the fastest angel in heaven. I've almost died a bunch of times, with Mike behind the wheel of The General.

Yes, a whole subculture. Seen the armored shitters along the highway lately? Hmmm, why are they like that? Perhaps it's because some men like to cut holes in the stall walls to have their dicks sucked/suck the dicks of total strangers. Ask Dru for more details/times.

"Highway rest areas. They're the bathhouses of the '90s for many, many, many gay men."

1) Maintain quality relationships in the face of Type A++ hyperspeed hike conquesting and Internet chestbeating. 2) Enjoy your achievements for yourself. 3) Climb something fast involving a rope & a rack.

Thrashin' has the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing while the skaters "skate dance". The love scene is to the tune of "Let the Love Begin", perhaps the worst song ever. The lead character beats "Hook" of the evil "Daggers" skateboard gang during the 20 mile "LA Massacre" downhill race. Boy: "It's called Thrashin'. It's an extreme form of skateboarding." Girl: "What do you thrash?" Boy: "What'da you got?"

Thrashin' is a better bad movie than Rad. Rad is so bad it hurts, but Thrashin' is so bad, you can't stop watching it. Discuss.

"The overall skill level of our sport"? The overall skill level of our sport is 5.15b. Not rad enough?

What does "thwarted before the climbing actually began" mean? They didn't get in the car? If so, my multiple attempts at the face have been thwarted before the actual climbing began. Great job again, John!!!

Guns don't kill people. Big Macs kill people.

I wonder if Raindawg rides his bike to Egypt.

Tough to miss. Go down the "talus", find the trail, and cross the stream. Pretend you're water causing the most erosive damage...

Not many 20# block trundling opportunities left at Mt. Erie these days...

Go left.

I've heard tale of a "Chimney" or "Split" rock somewhere in Skagit county, maybe near Burlington. You have to ride a Mt Bike up logging roads to get to it. Anyone have a clue what I'm talking about? Sounds like a huge erratic in the middle of nowhere.