Choada_Boy

20 climbs? WOW!

Seeing as the Kloke guide costs $27 and the free library at Return Every Item doesn't carry it, can anyone tell me how to get to the Orange Wall at Mount Erie? I tried yesterday, but got lost (Again? No way...) and ended up at a small cliff atop a prominence south of the Cirque arete. Where was I? Where the F@ck is the Orange Wall?

Do not get a job in Bellingham. There are no jobs in Bellingham. Do not get a house in Bellingham. There are no more houses available for purchase in Bellingham. Do not go to Bellingham for any reason, unless it is to remove Hippies, Hipsters, or Speed Freaks from the population, then, by all means, you're welcome to come. Bellingham is too far from any climbing areas to make any type of transport to said climbing areas feasible, other than by maglev hypervelocity bullet train or wormhole, both of which just broke the other day.. Go to Seattle. Seattle is cool, just ask anyone that lives there, they'll tell you how cool Seattle is, how cool they are, how cool the clothes they wear are, how cool the music they listen to is, how cool the salon they get their haircut at is, and how the first floor rat-hole alley apartment that they live in for $1200 a month, with it's view through a screen-free window of an over-flowing maggot infested medical waste dumpster and frequent free entertainment provided by toothless speed freaks stabbing each other over rotten food scraps and no parking, is getting them in touch with the "vibe" of the Emerald City. Have fun with that.

"Staggering"?

Didn't you call out SAR when a friend missed tea time? I didn't call out SAR, I reported them overdue, with a storm coming in the next day, not that I need to defend my actions, dumbass. You're sounding pretty defensive there, junior. Not defensive, just setting the record straight, old man.

Didn't you call out SAR when a friend missed tea time? I didn't call out SAR, I reported them overdue, with a storm coming in the next day, not that I need to defend my actions, dumbass. They did get free hamburgers out of the deal, though, and they did self-rescue.

Pretty soft. "Ow, my foot." doesn't require paramedics. What ever happened to "Self-Rescue"?

Um...paramedics for a broken foot?

Don't get no jism on that sofa, sofa.

Perhaps deep and wide...

I have a friend who has done pipeline. He said it was the hardest lead he has ever done. I guess the FFA was a free solo. Crazy It's amazing what you can free solo when you want to die but don't want to kill yourself.

Split Beaver. Wear Carharts and a leather jacket.

You can almost invariably DL the software you're not willing to buy through a file sharing "client" like Bearshare or Limewire.

Not to mention the tons of kerosene burnt into the upper troposphere so that rich white climbers can travel from across the world and clip or not clip bolts on the side on a mountain while people starve to death the world over for want of food and China gives out 10 million new drivers licenses each year. Makes the bolt or not to bolt debate that much more meaningful, don't you think? Those 400 bolts really stand out as an abomination.

Right. I'm sure that, if you had the time, you could just head right up the thing and start a choppin'. Your arm-chair morality lessons are meaningless.

I would: 1) Insist he refund you. 2) When he doesn't, sue. 3) When you lose, buy new skis. 4) Wait. 5) Wait some more. 6) Wait some more. 7) When the entire incident is ancient history, find his car and burn it to the ground.

Waterguy: Are you a Rocket Scientist? The whole E Coast isn't all bad, just the parts where the people are.

Did Fred mention the Bone Cairn in his article? And what's the "Letter" all about? I can't afford good literature, so perhaps someone could transcribe it. BTW: PNW 5.9 A2 is way harder than CAN 5.9 A2, having never climbed CAN 5.9 A2.

Where's Cartman with his Hippie Digger when you need him?

I hear they leave dead clients in Mirkwood. I've also heard that the guides intentionally throw ice axes at incompetent clients, smoke pot and drink beer with 17 year olds, try and kill people with the Red Van via suffocation, and push clients to heart failure on Mexican volcanoes. Perhaps, most sickening of all, the owner, Barry Goldstien, is rumored to have a well-stocked wine cellar.

Stephan Seagull: I smell stool in your keikogi. Maybe you should stick to fighting those trained in Tai Chi Chuan or Qigong.

"Royce" Gracie got his ass kicked by the likes of a pretty average MMA fighter (Matt Hughes). Why? Gracie was all B.J.J.

Or, even better, Mr. Seagull at the hands of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson: dgx9p0bTqVc

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Forthwith: F3f4WjQ2t2w