Cobra_Commander

BWAHAHA! This one took off in my absence.

Bush's view of Iraq.

you guys need to take a trip to the terrain park sometime

dude, I told you it would take some time to code up your next girlfriend. You gotta stop dating chicks with the last name .jpg

You'll find me in the peleton

are you fucking insane?

I have no answer other than there is something about the culture of that administration that causes very smart people to make some "interesting" decisions. Pre-Iraq Colin Powell, for instance. I have a feeling Pres. Bush is a very different person off-camera.

She may be a lot of adjectives, but stupid would not be one I would associate with her.

I bet it was a giant squid roll. You could hear the chainsaw in the kitchen.

How has this "photo" been allowed to stand when it is simply impossible to have had a conscious luke skywalker, solo, and tauntaun in the same shot. It is a forgery.

Clearer weather??? You idiots. It's best to climb Hood in marginal weather like today, with a forecast for no letup of dumpage in sight.

is there an official line called gaiters on slab? because if there is not, there should be.

I recommend you get skunked on bourgeau left for the 3rd time in a row. Be sure to do the slog up there for good measure. Just kidding, have a great time. I'm jealous. Watch that surface hoar layer w/all the new snow, yikes.

Everyone bitches about Crimson Chrysalis but it is a ton of fun. Way more bolts than you would expect. Pretty disturbing actually how the bolts veer away from the crack. That crack looks wide but you don't need to take nearly the big gear you think you do. The back to back to back hanging belays suck. Be sure to be the first ones on there. Don't let the ropes get caught. Enjoy.

I recommend hikes in the Gorge. Lots of them.

YES! J'aime beaucoup les soeurs.

"I can skin for miles and miles, I can skin for miles and miles, I can skin for miles and miles and miles and miles and miiiilllles."

!!!! It should be criminal to boot pack this.

Nice to see the Oregon Health Plan in action. kevbone = weapons-grade stupid

Grape Nuts - Whether you are looking for nourishment or supplies for the next home improvement project, Grape Nuts (aka pea gravel) delivers. Combined with milk, Grape Nuts competes with industrial concrete after approx. 5 minutes. Budding engineers can be seen building replicas of the Aswan high dam in their bowls, holding back a huge reservoir of milk on which to water ski, etc. This is followed by the obligatory "disaster" where the dam breaks and the milk spills in to kill all the poor farmers who were displaced by the dam's construction. Needless to say, Grape Nuts can be a great source of energy in the morning, and if you can't finish them all, they make a great spackle for the bathroom. You simply can't beat Grape Nuts for weight/volume ratio. I tried to sneak out a backpack full in college and just barely made it out of the dining hall before the straps ripped out.

special k/red berries - While this cereal is a great throwback to the movie Breakin ("Every dancer has a street name, Special K!!!") it also requires you to conceal the fact you are buying a cereal offering free women's jeans if your butt shrinks in a certain period of time.

I love this stuff and call it "Optimum Poop" or just plain "Poop cereal" because of the ungodly amount of fiber per serving (18 grams?). I also love Kashi Autumn Wheat. Like frosted mini-wheats, but better. Autumn Wheat is good stuff. The optimum power/zen stuff is like taking an alder thicket from the picket range and putting it into a bowl.

Whats wrong with organic eggs? When they are on my cereal? Plenty.