Cobra_Commander

dru = muthafuckin noobsauce

Fuck off...how to purge my brain of the mental picture of the flappage...

van halen can shove their wammy bars up their collective asses

you already are in space

I diet with GoLean Crunch. Not only does it taste awesome and grinds down my teeth, it provides guaranteed explosive gas in 3 hours time with the precision of a Swiss train. The resulting hay bale produced is so dense it has to be hand-lowered into the can to avoid backsplash. A minor inconvenience.

cornhola oil might provide new options in the culinary arts as well.

I would probably shoot myself.

A little gassy oil discharge never hurt anyone. Though it would be frowned upon to "pull a Valdez" while in the hot tub.

It continues to amaze me to see rock worn away by the sheer number of hands that have touched it! Stuff at Smith seems to get upgraded if stuff wears off or something breaks off (and isn't glued back on ). Not that Smith should be any kind of guiding beacon for climbing...

I don't know where that is but it sounds homely.

Amateur. Bellevue - where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and even the Starbucks is near a Starbucks.

That would be fun as a PhD thesis. "So, what did you specialize in?" "Turds"

Bellevue - where all the true gangsters live. The hottest bellevue bitches live up on Cougar Mountain where the real players can hustle in a target rich environment, if you know what I'm saying. Let's roll the benz out to TGI Friday's, maybe drop some duckets at the cinnebon. Don't fuck with us or we'll pop you one biatch! Issaquaaaaaaah!!!! out.

Bellevue - where every rich white teenager can be a poor black rapper. Bellevue fucking sucks.

this is sparta

pics plz kthxbye

That guy appears to be a moron.

right like you didn't participate in WNBR PDX last week

nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

I find the bike pump frame brackets work well

they need to do a few napalm runs on the poison oak in my opinion

avoiding frostbit anus from multiple snow wipes

Yo idiots. Stop trying to climb here until it's legal. quoted: Hello Climbers! Many of you have been asking about the status of the Madrone Wall, and accessing the climbing area as the Parks Master Planning process is set to begin as early as July 1st. This site is still posted as "No Trespassing" by the Clackamas County Commissioners, and therefore is not open for any recreational use. The County's Parks Board has allocated $40,000 to begin the Master Planning process for this site. The Master Plan could take several months to complete as they determine what this site will require to make it an official park. Over the next several months, Clackamas County Park Staff, Engineers, and other officials will be out surveying this site for parking, new trails, other potential recreation use, and establishing property boundaries. If you are climbing out there, you may encounter Park Staff and other officials. You may be ticketed or fined for Trespassing. Please also know that residents that live along 197th across from the entrance site have complained to Clackamas County about people parking on their street and accessing the Madrone Wall site. Sincerely, Kellie Rice Access Fund Regional Coordinator- Oregon President, Madrone Wall Preservation Committee Keith Daellenbach Secretary/Treasurer, Madrone Wall Preservation Committee