Cobra_Commander

"Geysers of Old Faithful: Nostrils of Satan"

Time to get serious. From the Aiguille du Midi tram line:

JayB bringing the goods. Well-in!

wow guess that's a conversation stopper

I'd hit that

nice one arch! Let's see who has the most scenic pissing shots. Show 'em if you got 'em. And I know you got 'em.

The best is the lawson 5.10x rating so people think you're all core and shit when you mention it.

wtf does hard 10b mean? it's 10b or it's not. none of this hard 10bcbbc b.s.

I feel sorry for you sharing that on the worldwide internet

What a treasure chest!

It's at least 30°F at the locks right now, the sturgeon haven't even frozen in place yet. What a sissy!

I don't see any baristas on that list. and the dearth of bianchi pistas is palpable.

it's a good thing that ice axe is chained to the harness in case it leaps out of his hands to make a run for freedom. note that it is chained to the same NFPA-rated monster biner as before and I do believe the nut-raking ATC is lurking there too. all this is moot due to the lexan wrecking ball worthy of choir boy tryouts.

nice toilet paper roll on the harness. Convenient!

aider-length daisy chain hanging down at ankle takes it up a notch

here we go... my pictorial interpretation of two days climbing in the gorge: skull skull skull

who the fuck cares about the name when you can touch your music?

holy shit - thought i was the only person in the whole world who remembered that hAAgfY_NHzw

He should try to get someone else lost/stranded/etc in Oregon to deflect the national media attention. That, or scorpions on an airplane would suffice.

TECMOBOWL MUTHAFUKAS!!!!!

the correct checklist is 1) goretex armor under blue skies 2) dangling ATC/monster biner about to crush nutsack 3) ice screws that would better serve as pickets 4) etc SOP and askew ecrin roc is pretty much mandatory to enter the game so I did not include. +1 for color-coordinating SOP w/ "uniform" however.

Does this run bluetooth?

pre-smoked american spirits.

this is not a bad idea. I will wipe some turds on my door handle next time. maybe set some on a napkin on the seat?