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Cobra_Commander

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  1. what do you do, release free range grain fed peacefully plucked chickens for your cat to chase on your organic lawn?
  2. you feed your cat canned food??? barbarian. I chew up mice and vomit them back into my cat's dish to enforce the parent bond.
  3. Do you have a problem with the Houston Municipal Water Supply??? way better than your crappy natural crapwater
  4. these places fukin rock. They are a mecca for great deals on stuff that stupid americans think are past date but are just fine. The best is the water that has an expiration date on it. check the clif bars before you bite into them though.
  5. well for your climbing area it would only need to go to 1 star bwaaaahHAH
  6. "So Kevin tells me yesterday to "stop calling me bitch!" but then I'm all like BRRRRRRIINNGGGG! Whoops, I did it again!"
  7. The lift line would be pretty lame.
  8. Way to lay the ground rules.
  9. It's not real, just one of g-spotter's fantasy paintings he's so fond of. Just off screen is his love interest she-ra, a purple cgi horse-woman prancing in a meadow. I'd wager there are some dwarves in the woods as well, tossing 24-sided dice.
  10. At least 6.5 on the Mohs scale I'd say. pfft, solid 7 based on the high quartz content
  11. I hate him and I don't even live up there. He loves bikers.
  12. I can't believe that was 6 years ago
  13. There hasn't been a quality TR from you since your giant colon stroll so STFU
  14. Raindawg that is extremely disturbing. John, I'll look at Barry all day long before living in the Pearl. Enjoy your brie on first thursdays! Aaah, nice photo, the construction crane in repose, at dawn. Fully agree about the hipsters however. I have to wade through them these days at stumptown. It's a sea of sidi shoes and bad haircuts.
  15. I don't want to replace him, I simply do not want to look at his 4 foot nose hairs every morning.
  16. (But literally 3 stories high)
  17. please, it's !!!!!!!!!!!1
  18. I wish they'd bring back the rockstar energy poster with the girl in the silver swimsuit. Only took maybe 8 hours before there were a few well-aimed paintball shots to the crotch.
  19. PDX mercury is right. The 3-story Barry Manilow poster is unacceptable. I don't care what cause it's for. I have to look at that thing every fucking day, Barry, leering down on me as I go to work.
  20. Holy shit there are some tough guys in this forum. Off for some shortrope laps on chain. toodleloo!
  21. baa so awesome the doc is back and in practice
  22. Err, he didn't use a period in a wad of text that could have been about 3 paragraphs. There are more readable e.e. cummings poems out there. Ergo, I would not call it fancy prose. Rather pedestrian, actually. Sincerely, Really fucking smart guy
  23. Can you say "ego"? Show some respect! GOD DFA COUNTRY FAMILY TAUNTAUN IN THAT ORDER
  24. HE'S STILL OUT THERE SEND IN THE MUTHAFUKIN UNMANNED DRONES
  25. LIVE AT THE TACOMA DOMEDOMEdomedome BOOGEYVAN GRAVEDIGGER SADDAM WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE
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