Cobra_Commander

I want in! In my experience bitch stomping people on the internet I'd say "maybe", but you'd better be sure they're really bitch stomping. creds - internet toughguy

Wow, you've really added some depth there.

This happens when you eat Good Friends cereal (I've heard).

Looks like fibbing's still okay though

maybe you could set up some kind of carribean triangle trade with chilliwack

Those anaphalaxis drama queens are so annoying, what with the choking and the pointing at themselves, making a scene. It's always me me me! one ticket to hell please!

That sucks. That was a huge win and the first positive bit of news in awhile.

canada - is that where you can buy maple syrup with codeine in it? i think if I lived there i would build a log cabin and kill myself. or do they all live in igloos up north there edit: eh.

must be fun having to tattoo someone's ass

whoa whoa, let's not get crazy. well maybe after a bottle of wine.

let me get my camera

I believe FOAD is Bellevuese for hello.

I demand pics.

Skis definitely make soloing on glaciers much more palatable. I do it so much I feel naked w/o skis on the glacier these days.

Have I mentioned how bad van halen is recently?

Excellent find, a very nice roaming shirt. Would roam again! This shirt would look perfect on the ascent of the cable route on halfdome.

oh dear

Excellent. This site needs more of this!

the best part is the bit part played by Barack Obama behind the bar.

a nice sideshow where you can climb new repetitious cracks when you get sick of the old repetitious cracks of the gorge at smith. oh what have we here? another crack AND another arete slapping 11d next to it? great! either way, nice troll! there's

I've found over-analyzing safety actually creates unsafe situations.

you guys are worrying about bolts failing? Bolts similar to those off of which people whip 20 feet, repeatedly? I don't think you need to worry too much about your toprope anchor in that case. You could also just use two quickdraws (ducks). Thousands of people do, and they're still here.

what happens next - does the cable get fixed? The cable guy gets put in jail... where he looks forward to a stiff sentence.