Dechristo

I prefer parrot feathers to cow's tongue (they're rough)! Though, it would probably comb the garboos out of your spivits. (look 'em up in UrbanDictionary.com)

"Navel-gazing turkey, head-in-the-sand ostrich; birds of-a-feather stick together."

Maybe we should all just click our heels together while repeating, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home,..."

This is a spurious and prejudiced maledict. Are you not familiar with the regrettable compromises this world consistently forces upon us with which we all must live; are you unacquainted with the association to darkness that is the result of choosing the construed "lesser of two evils"? A poor analogy for you: You and your loved ones are taken prisoner by an insurmontable force. You are given a choice: 1) Your wife, daughters, sons, brothers, sisters, and parents will be systematically raped, tortured, mutilated, and murdered while you are forced to watch. After, unmolested, you will be set free. Or, 2) You and your loved ones will be sodomized, forced to perform fellatio (swallowing every drop), and french the anus of every one of the twenty militants holding you and your loved ones captive; w/o latex protection. After, you and all your loved ones will be set free. Subsequently, you find, you've all contracted the AIDS virus. Now, all of your loved ones' relations have been infected as well as an expanding circle of contacts can expect a protracted, difficult death. By your method of assessment, quoted above, you will not be known as some one who had to make a hard choice and live with it, but as the buttfucking, cum-guzzling, cocksucker that condemned an entire community. As I stated, a poor analogy, butt I took a stab at it.

"Why, that little weenie'll fall right through the slat of the grill." Reminds me of what was reported a spiteful Ted Danson said in describing conjugal relations with Whoopie Goldberg: "...it was like throwing a weenie down a hallway."

That's why it's known/practiced:

Got it, cool.

The Blame Game

I have a 58-year-old friend running the Hard Rock this summer. Silverton to Ouray to Telluride back to Silverton, 103 miles, 33,000 feet elevation gain... He's a freakin' animal.

People will go where ever to receive treatment they can afford. Pharmaceuticals from da Canucks. Cancer and dental treatments from de Meskins. Reminds of the late'60's when girls would go "visit their aunt" in New York returning a couple weeks later surrounded by whispers of "abortion". Patience, patients. Take a number and await your turn.

Leon Russell? ... definitely. His segment in Concert for Bangladesh was the best part of the whole show. One of the bands I play in, covers a couple of his works: "Masquerade" and the rousing Russell arrangement for Joe Cocker of "The Letter". Or was the reference to "Leone", the currency of Sierra Leone? You propose living this short life well with lots-o-cash? Or is "leon" short for the latin "leonis" = lion? Gonna live this short breath with the ferocity of da King of deh Beasts, fightin' for the best hump in the pride? Or did you misspell, leaving a letter out of "levon"? Proposin' sittin' back, skinnin' a fat one, and listenin' to old Elton John records? Wut it be, homes?

Christian McBride, one bad-ass bass-player.

be sure to take some reading material with you and... ...LIGHT A MATCH!

Live by the bore, die by the bore. should be "only retired people get tired" you get fewer points for running-over the slow ones.

Are you tellin' me TRASK is my mistress?!?!? Fucker's quite fetching in a Teddy.

Lost six toenails in one swell foop a few years ago. Subsequently, had the same experience as dmarch in trying to get the now mutant nails removed surgically. The hassle is, when I get busy with the mistress and that "funny feelin'" is about to pop, my toes autonomically dig into the bedsheets with one of those fucked up toenails and about rip the sucker off when I bust a nut.

Necro Phil Lee Ack, his mother "Mancer", sister "Sis", and pet "Tic"? Something smells dead... Is that a rotting mouse in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Oeuf de poof

Ovum in da oven

Zygot in da fry pot

Should be great news for those suffering from hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

Even with four stomachs I doubt I cud take much more of this fodder.

just add gravity, fumble-fingers, and elevation differential.

Probably mast.....itis

"Hey... why is this teat I'm pulling on becoming erect?"