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Dechristo

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  1. Is that pronounced "foul-a-bull" ?
  2. Is your current hairstyle borrowed from Ronald Reagan or Conan O'Brien?
  3. But, are you...
  4. you should expect some hostility in response to your rants.
  5. Dechristo

    BIG MAN

    What a dilemma. You didn't know whether to summon the Wardrobe Dept or Hairdressing.
  6. Dechristo

    BIG MAN

    Are you glad you had shaved your legs?
  7. WTF? You've got to be one of the lobbiest people in WA.
  8. entered while people slept
  9. Uhhh, I'd rather not point it out, but, her...ummm... peni-clit seems a bit distended.
  10. Being in a similar boat, I agree that, in most instances, I'm able to make a deeper extension of grace to others, but, on the other hand, in some instances, I'm much less tolerant of perceived bullshit, insincerity, and disingenuousness.
  11. pusillanimous putz
  12. including the knot in your ass
  13. I just received the following in an email from a friend who is a rabid Republican. If it were true, I would have thought it would have surfaced by now. " Barack Obama is not a legal U.S. natural-born citizen according to the law on the books at the time of his birth, which falls between December 24, 1952, to November 13, 1986. Federal Law requires that the office of President requires a natural-born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. Citizen parents. This is what exempts John McCain, though he was born in the US Panama Canal Zone . US Law very clearly states: ". . . If only one parent is a U.S. Citizen at the time of one's birth, that parent must have resided in the United States for minimum ten years, five of which must be after the age of 16." Barack Obama's father was not a U.S. Citizen is a fact. Obama's mother was only 18 when Obama was born. This means even though she had been a U.S. Citizen for 10 years, (or citizen of Hawaii being a territory), his mother fails the test for at-least-5-years- prior-to Barack Obama's birth, but-after-age-16. In essence, Mother alone is not old enough to qualify her son for automatic U.S. Citizenship. At most, 2 years elapsed from his mother turning 16 to the time of Barack Obama's birth when she was 18. His mother would have needed to have been 16 + 5 = 21 years old at the time of Barack Obama's birth for him to be a natural-born citizen. Barack Obama was already 3 years old at the time his mother would have needed to be to allow him natural citizenship from his only U.S. Citizen parent. Obama should have been naturalized as a citizen . . . but that would disqualify him from holding the office. The Constitution clearly declares: Naturalized citizens are ineligible to hold the office of President. Though Barack Obama was sent back to Hawaii at age 10, any other information does not matter because his mother is the one who must fulfill the requirement to be a U.S. Citzen for 10 years prior to his birth on August 4, 1961, with 5 of those years being after age 16. Further, Obama may have had to have remained in the USA for some time frame to protect any citizenship he might have had, rather than living in Indonesia . This is very clear cut and a glaring violation of U.S. Election law. I think the Governor Schwarzenegger of California should be very interested in discovering if Obama is allowed to be elected President without being a natural-born U.S. Citizen, since this would set a precedent. Stay tuned to your TV sets because I suspect some of this information will be leaking through over the next several days."
  14. I'd like to give 'em both a laurel and hardy handshake.
  15. "FUCK! I thought you said you had it in your pack!"
  16. In case you don't know, calculate the length of trim you'll need to wrap each window completely and buy those specific lengths (if available). The beauty of the wood grain is accentuated when allowed to flow through the joints.
  17. People (Ok, maybe not Porter) will paint anything.
  18. my memory is in the Krappa
  19. Dechristo

    kumbaya

    I dig love I dig love I dig love Hm, I dig love in the morning I dig love in the evening I dig love and I want you to know I dig love I love dig I love dig I love dig Hm, I love dig in the morning I love dig every evening I dig love and I want you to know I dig love Small love, big love, I dont care Loves all good love to me Left love, right love, anywhere love Theres a rare love, come on and get it, its free I dig love I dig love I dig love Hm, I dig love in the morning I dig love in the evening I dig love and I want you to know I dig love Bought love, short love, in any port Loves always there to see Make love, take love, but you should give love And try to live love, come on thats where you should be I dig love I dig love I dig love Hm, I dig love in the morning I dig love in the evening I dig love and I want you to know I dig love Yes, I want you to know I dig love Yes, I want you to know I dig love To know I dig love Yes, I do I dig love (repeat and fade)
  20. you gonna stain it, or paint it?
  21. Hmmmph. The first answer to that question that comes to my mind is: "Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care..."
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