Dechristo

Wwordd, dude.

I was raised to admire the giving spirit of philandropists.

Drat. Better add to the essentials list a map to Roman Polanski's house.

The Commodores and booty go well together. Though, PattyTvash is gonna demand some last gasps of the Allman Brothers (post-Duane), the poor addled dried-out sot.

But, all night, you'll be rolling and writhing naked in the snow so, be sure to fence off the shit depository beforehand or you'll be spreading it on your face like war paint.

How existential.

My mistake, I thought you and Tvash were frequenting the Mission, still.

are you referring, snidely, to my vasectomy?

A recording of Glen Campbell and Nick Nolte slurring their way through a harmonized duet of "By the Time I Get To Phoenix". (keep the Kleenex handy)

you'll need to see to it that he straddles from the top of the toilet partitions to ensure enough distance between the toilet seat and the global lobes of pursing cellulite.

Kleenex, with embedded emollients.

Depending on the route, you may find it propitious to have some RainX along.

Windex. Lots of Windex.

he may get stuck to the seat for a couple years, again.

...followed by lugubrious remorse.

I needed, and had, the glow plugs replaced on my '96. I had the five-speed, which worked well, for me.

expect an echo

is that a plumber? It's a blonde Australian spokesmodel with a thick accent.

HEY MUH BITCHEZZ!!! RUN A FEW LAPS ON THIS AND YOU'LL KNOW WUT THE FUCK I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!1~

talk about yer guns in the the wilderness...

those women aren't midgets he was speaking of the mental midgets of spray A plea for mercy?

I was raised in a hunting family and continue to hunt, occasionally, when I need to replenish my freezer with elk meat. In my opinion, there is no defense for not identifying the animal, positively, that a hunter intends to kill.

those women aren't midgets

I had a '96 Powerstroke. A good motor (I had no problems), but they're noisy as hell compared to my current Duramax.

When I try it, I'll be knockin' your world, big girl.