Dechristo

Your mom (various birth dates) is the woman who gave birth to you; the person who nurtured you, changed your diapers, raised you, supported you, instilled in you a moral and ethical center; is the proud, beaming parent who loves you more than life itself; and a dick. She would be very disappointed if she knew you were reading this. Contents [hide] * 1 Early life * 2 Career * 3 Historical Context * 4 Yo Momma * 5 Mother's Day * 6 Motherhood: it's long, it's hard and it's extremely satisfying (what she said last night). Yeah, I got a laugh out of the whole article. Bill, of course, there are big holes in the list: over half the world's population would need to be included otherwise.

A wiki of dicks.

you may have better luck if you're willing and able to pay for more than expenses

I'm surprised that for the mechanism of combating totalitarian regimes you ascribe to the lyrics of Kumbaya.

Is this an event where it is explained how they get the Ropeup there?

bah, bah, bah, bomb, bomb, Iran. bah, bah, bah, bomb, bomb, Iran. Oh, bomb Ira-heh-hannn dead to a man-heh-han Oh, bomb Ira-heh-hannn We'll have 'em lockin' and a loadin' hoppin' and a-reelin' bomb Iran, bah, bah, bomb, bomb, Iran

cock-ka-doodle-eunuchs

The Blue Rooster

I thought that was inferred from the previous posts

hmmmmm... mirror tiles on the floor could be disturbing

"I was scared shitless. And, because I have no shit remaining after that, I no longer give a shit."

they do it only to provoke homophobic motorists

The ace of spades is the card of highest value.

pork monger

I heard all cyclists are Muslims

yeah, my wife thinks for me, too

maybe she desires a better scratching pole

he'll get off on the Twinkie Defense

Pwnbone doesn't dare pursue contemplation deeper than a pacifier's reach, else he may consider appropriate applications of corporal punishment for his liege (kid).

Friday may get tired of bendin' over for that theme.

I'm with Charlie Parker and Ray Charles on this one: Country .

looks like there was a Black Panther in the woodpile

it's "whose", hose

"rolling" isn't an accurate description. unless the pearls are near spent