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Dechristo

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  1. It's easy to imagine the McCain election campaign using Biden's videotaped statement of "Senator Obama lacks the experience necessary...and the Office of the Presidency is the wrong place to acquire it."
  2. The "one cheek sneak" works for me.
  3. Yeah, in the end, proctologists should be the only doctors whose practice includes Special Delivery.
  4. In the alpine, there is always more luck than is realized, often admitted, and frequently, deserved.
  5. "John, you're going to need to pay more attention, when we're with the therapist, if you expect 'this' to work."
  6. you've, obviously, gotten over your trauma from when your mom caught you.
  7. your post reminds me of the need for improved mental health care
  8. best to learn the more broad use of a plumb bob
  9. What was it, a week ago, that the DNC allowed that Clinton would be put on the official nominating ballot at the convention?
  10. "[They] had lost the art of conversation, but unfortunately, not the ability to speak."
  11. Porter blew a wad into the server
  12. Dechristo

    Jackass Pass [PR]

    and, don't forget the parasol. If it's sturdy enough, and the wind is favorable, you may be able to pull a Mary Poppins ascent.
  13. Dechristo

    Jackass Pass [PR]

    sometimes, definitely. often, surely. could be, patently.
  14. Dechristo

    Jackass Pass [PR]

    Do you recommend the Petzl, or Yates?
  15. the stool pigeon is about to spill the beans
  16. Dechristo

    Hypocrisy

  17. my dog's father jumped the fence
  18. Dechristo

    I'm bald

    she's referring to the pate of her little man in the row boat
  19. Dechristo

    Hypocrisy

    the cc.com Pulitzer
  20. many are cold, few are frozen.
  21. They pronounce it "doo-mahs"?
  22. These evil spirits are most abundant in cold water...I can vouch for this.
  23. Dechristo

    Hypocrisy

    Correct. "Weapons of Mass Destruction" has been a misnomer for "WMDs" from the start. We knew all along that Saddam was fomenting "Weather of Mass Destruction".
  24. they batter each other to a draw
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