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Dechristo

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  1. Who should head up the Inquisition Team? honorable Chinamen
  2. your spray needs turbo-charging to achieve the necessities of the autoban.
  3. What is needed is an Olympic Spanish Inquisition. They'll never expect it.
  4. correction: in your case, it's "staph".
  5. Thy rod and staff, they comfort
  6. I didn't have a knife, so I sharpened my teeth on a rock.
  7. The Bush Library will be a glorious collection of pretty, shiny objects and a few pieces of driftwood.
  8. Secret avatar "FU"? Damn sneaky Chinee
  9. No friggin' way! I'd bet my left testicle.
  10. Dechristo

    Housing Market!

    Try putting a new tarp and fresh boughs on the roof. Curb appeal is everything.
  11. Ogle is his favorite.
  12. Dechristo

    For Feck

    Anyone who buys expensive Japanese Maple Pussy, then tortures it to death, is a SICK OCCIDENTAL-CENTRIC BASTARD.
  13. "touchin' cotton"
  14. ...a sack of apples.
  15. My first TR would be better if I were allowed to edit.
  16. Dechristo

    Caption this...

    No, really. There was a skeeter on it.
  17. Dechristo

    PLAYED OUT

    Oh many padres hum
  18. Also known as browncapping, as in, the wave is about to break. Also known as 'crowning' IT'S BREACH!!1
  19. I shit in parking spaces and cubicles of others, only.
  20. Stay in bed for a week and have his way with a local Yoko.
  21. You don't like Cajun blackened cooking?
  22. particularly, if the lawyer was Clarence Thomas.
  23. lethal injection - two birds with one stone
  24. I've heard that about prison.
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