Dechristo

I think today I'll water board 'em using Holy water

of course. because of their mother, I must persevere to beat the hell out of them, literally

they deserve a beating having a mother like that

well, their mother, anyway

spawn of the devil

time to beat the kids pre-emptively before the weekend

sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows everything

Are you holding out for another swiftboat attack? Being born in '61, there's little chance Barack Obama (Barry Sotero) was involved with anything more dangerous than a banana split boat. Here's a photo contemporary to the Viet Nam war era showing Barry (Barack) with his step-dad, Lolo Soetoro (Indonesian Muslim), mother Stanley Ann Dunham, and step-sister, Maya, while in Hawaii.

Bob Dole must have just visited him looks like Papa John's left little blue puddles of Viagra piss on the carpet.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

wretchitivioso

off me jerk?

Conservatives eat babies. Liberals fish for babies in Conservatives' asses...with coathangers.

reach around

hang out at a crag. wait. listen for frantic voices, screams. approach vocalists. make offer.

my calves have the muscle definition of veal

fucking fifth century Middle Eastern terrorists translated it from the original English into filthy Greek

"J" of BC bud) Canuckians

There's a climbers' retirement home awaiting you at minnesotaclimbing.com . You'll find a bosom buddy in a "fluff"-hating attendant, Chaps.

Jimmy Buffet was good back in the '70's. That album of his with "Come Monday" was good...maybe his best.

barrrrrder guarrrrrrrrrrrds

with bomber bolts for security

she has butt teeth?1! I bet they do smart like a motherfucker

It's a trick question if you include the number of mechanics employed to repair.