yeah, yeah... he's not talking about your "jackets" that cover a very specific piece of anatomy you've offered to provide to most of us here. You're looking for the "Gay Mountaineer Jacket" thread.
WTF? Everybody's always howlin' and beggin' others to cut 'em some slack.
Just 'cause I don't need to beg anymore and I've fashioned myself a real job with as much slack as I wanna take, you're jealous?
Ha ha ha, who's da sucka!