Dechristo

I, and the editors of the "Women's Under-Garments" section of the catalog, are deeply offended.

"Come thit onna maya lap, thonny... did I menshun ahm from Boulder?

and reeking of alcohol

calm down & take your medicine.

whoa... Sears and Roebuck, Ivy league. I got my larnin' from a community college Monkey Wards.

and please, PLEASE, no cartoons offending Boulderites.

Oly's "Roadside Sobriety Test" preparatory class.

Invincibility applies only to muslim coyotes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4715044.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4711318.stm

no doubt, what with Canada *DELETED*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4714574.stm

OMFG! Who the phuhck deleted Canada??? ...and now, where will I get my maple syrple?

would have been better if he hadn't been using depleted uranium pellets.

Certain issues of National Geographic made forbidden to the young create pathologies. I've been healed via Bonobo group "therapy".

da man's got da jungle feevah

would you like to touch my monkey?

Bonobos hate being called "monkeys".

Cobra, are you really doing stuff with artificial insemination of bonobo?

probably because, before Cheney relaized what he'd done, he started to field dress him.

he could empathize with the women sick of men watching their breasts when they talk.

Scalia taking a lead from the Canadian court?

I'm sure any of the black-robed nine who have any length of tenure know where each other sit and stand and possess the self-confidence to speak their minds in chambers as well as in public; accustomed to differing opinions by default, they're fools if they don't learn to accept the spray if not enjoy it.

...and he reciprocated having his penis transplanted to his chin.