Dechristo

when?

NOW, I know my wife's reference when she refers to my member as her "certain unalienable right".

Nice photo:

Debutantekatena, it's with JayB.

Webb has been declared the winner over Allen in Virginia.

There was some guy who posted here named "Dru" that had three times as many posts as you. Is he dead? Long live da king

MattP: OffWhite: I seem to remember Clinton's actual trouble stemmed from lying to a Grand Jury. Wasn't that where the famous line "it depends on what your definition of 'is' is" came from?

first time I've seen a thread listing fewer views (7) than posts(8).

Wanna buy a bridge? Brother, let us build a bridge together. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

that's because you're so very logical

I broke my arm with Quicken loans

oops

maybe more like January, '09

I can't get in to the Snack Bar

Grasshopper, until you are unaffected by the "chestbeating" of others, you will be pwned by your own.

Makes a good title for the book: "Rock Climbing & the Mechanics of Deformable Bodies"

I voted to legalize polygamy; I think people should be allowed to fold paper into any shape they wish. It's dangerous to the practitioners to be relegated to performing this delicate procedure in the back-alleys of sushi bars.

did Britknee have a prenup?

I voted ten days ago

Love and Death the Queen: "You are the greatest lover I've ever known!" Woody Allen: "I practice a lot when I'm alone."

It's been discovered that Ted Haggard's "masseur" was Chuck Norris.

If cholesterol and triglyceride levels are sufficiently high, you can use blood for oil in your motor crankcase. America is solving its energy dependency by farming obesity.

Yeah, we know you, ButtChuckie; always offering to open "your {back}door" for comely lookin' young guys. Watch 'im, Gary. Next he'll be asking you to increase the "Ram in his cumpooter".

that's not kosher