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Dechristo

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  1. So, when someone says, "Fuck you", is that construed as a binding legal oral contract? Does it always involve a back-ground check?
  2. I'd imagine being bored would be adequate entertainment. Though, if you're a pro, I can understand the sense of monotony.
  3. I'm having a hard time concentrating my thought today. I attribute this to the large bowl of chocolate Haagen-Dazs ice cream I consumed before bed. Are the powers-that-be attempting to control the masses through adulteration of chocolate, in general? Ice cream? All Haagen-Dazs products? Or are they after me only?
  4. They want to know of your willingness to be owned.
  5. They ate my flesh; I'm pretty sure Mother Teresa was a vegetarian and so was Cosmo flesh-eating
  6. This Cosmo made that Cosmo look like Mother Teresa
  7. Pinedale Mountain Man Rendezvous '78. Jack, Cosmo, and I consumed five fifths (two JC 1800, three Myers Dark Rum) over the course of an evening while climbing every tall sign over a business in town. I awoke the next morning shirtless where I'd fallen - atop a small ant-hill; the little fuckers had eaten a 3"X 3" patch out of my back. I didn't feel a thing.
  8. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    good to see their good humor on display
  9. his wife is in mourning
  10. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    Geez, Prole...and you talk about convoluted. Kerry was a dumbfuck for making that statement; guess he got caught up in the particular atmosphere of sensibility, as all short-sighted, opportunisticpoliticians are want to do.
  11. No shit. , but da suck remains.
  12. hmmmmmm...? Christmas gifts delivered up the chimney?
  13. I believe that's called a snowball.
  14. ethnic slur?
  15. were there offers to kiss it to make it better?
  16. if only he hadn't been brandishing a loaded Bible.
  17. get busy wit da tape!
  18. Dechristo

    Ha Ha

  19. I sense incense in your sense of sense
  20. rapturous
  21. Dechristo

    Ha Ha

    Reminds me of the response from a local when I told him a mutual friend married a gal from South Africa: "No shit! He married a black girl?" Piled High & Deep or Phuddy Duddy
  22. Dechristo

    Funny Site

    Rites of Sprites
  23. Dechristo

    Ha Ha

    ...and don't link mine
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