Dechristo

Do you really believe (presume) you have a more knowledgeable and observant view of Islam and Islamic culture than someone who was raised in a muslim family and lived his adolescence in Pakistan? What wisdom you possess... Bio President of PEN American Center from Wikipedia: "On 14 February 1989, a fatwa requiring Rushdie's execution was proclaimed on Radio Tehran by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, the leader of Iran, calling the book "blasphemous against Islam," and a bounty was offered for the death of Rushdie who was thus forced to live in hiding for years to come. On 7 March 1989, the United Kingdom and Iran broke diplomatic relations over the Rushdie controversy. Meanwhile, further violence occurred around the world, with the firebombing of bookstores. Muslim communities throughout the world held public rallies in which copies of the book were burned. Several people associated with translating or publishing the book were attacked and seriously injured or killed."

Happy Accidents

on the rear bumper of a lesbian friend of mine's truck: " Vaginatarian "

How would I create a link to an audio file? Where would the file be located?

I'm Your Puppet James and Bobby Purify Written by Lindon Oldham and Dan Pennington Peaked at # 6 in 1966 Pull the string and I'll wink at you, I'm your puppet I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet Mm. I'm yours to have and to hold Darling, you've got full control of your puppet Pull them little strings and I'll kiss your lips, I'm your puppet Snap your fingers and I'll turn you some flips, I'm your puppet Mm, your every wish is my command All you got to do is wiggle your little hand I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet I'm just a toy, just a funny boy That makes you laugh when you're blue I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told I'll do anything for you I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet Just pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet. Mm, treat me good and I'll do anything I'm just a puppet and you hold my string, I'm your puppet Your walking, talking, kissing, loving puppet I'm hanging on a string, I'll do anything, love you 'n' kiss ya <plus a few last words in falsetto which are indecipherable>

racist

you're putting up videos for the sole reason of piqueing those of us Neanderthals on dial-up. nefarious pernicious prick

at least something's long

finally xplained

The most gay climber is the one having the most bung

Pink, you're a cum guzzlin' butt-gravy gargler

have your eyes become less squinty and buck-teeth less pronounced?

that'd be centimeters for you Canucks.

yer daddy

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do D7 A I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do E7 D7 A E I sell guns to the Arabs, I sell dynamite to the Jews A I'm a rum runner, and I built myself a ship D7 A I'm a rum runner, and I built myself a ship E7 D7 No matter how many slaves I sell A E I have just enough money for one more trip A I sell whiskey to the Indians and I smuggle in the gin D7 A I sell whiskey to the Indians and I smuggle in the gin E7 D7 If you want anything illegal A E ask old Timmie to bring it in A I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do D7 A I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do E7 D7 A I sell guns to the Arabs, I sell dynamite to the Jews

it's the calm after peristalsis

We always take a shit break for the seventh post; it's part of the therapy.

I'm the colored moving dots of light behind your eyelids

Happy Pierestrojka Birthday, Sobo.

you see that little "admin" flag on his avatar?

hmmmm, Sally Fields and S&M.

...at least that's what I've been told

there is a sublimity to purposeful inanity

Kevpwner