Dechristo

not gonna happen convenience rules

Sometime it benign thing when a unroolly brat need it. Most other times it be-one thing or be-two thing when da boy get da message soonah. Tazer dance

I suspect this is a staged photo as the guy's wearing an electrician's tool belt and moving masonry block: you'd almost never see an electrician doing that.

Oly, why do da wimmins think of you when dey dump stuff?

Prolific Sprayers

which job?

from talkingleaves.org: Emily Sandall grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and just received an elementary education degree at the University of Montana. One of Sandall's greatest passions is issues concerning street and working children, and she hopes to use literature as a means to communicate the connection between the lives of the children and choices of comfort we make here in the United States. Sandall loves to write, explore the outdoors, run, dance, and work towards a more just and sustainable world. She wrote this poem in August, while working at three separate organic farms in Dixon, a small town in Northwest Montana. She was 25 years old

That's what happens when a man takes the phrase "eat me" literally. Soon, you'll be needing to take a big breath quick after the pinch and before the splash.

phoney baloney

1) Start by using the name of your favorite avatar to "bless" someone whenever they sneeze or fart. Example: "Yogi Bear bless you!". I yam

Maybe this will help: Definitions of Fascism With many definitions of "fascism" in use today, perhaps part of the disagreement is semantic in the ascription to different connotations.

Do you really believe (presume) you have a more knowledgeable and observant view of Islam and Islamic culture than someone who was raised in a muslim family and lived his adolescence in Pakistan? What wisdom you possess... Bio President of PEN American Center from Wikipedia: "On 14 February 1989, a fatwa requiring Rushdie's execution was proclaimed on Radio Tehran by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, the leader of Iran, calling the book "blasphemous against Islam," and a bounty was offered for the death of Rushdie who was thus forced to live in hiding for years to come. On 7 March 1989, the United Kingdom and Iran broke diplomatic relations over the Rushdie controversy. Meanwhile, further violence occurred around the world, with the firebombing of bookstores. Muslim communities throughout the world held public rallies in which copies of the book were burned. Several people associated with translating or publishing the book were attacked and seriously injured or killed."

Happy Accidents

on the rear bumper of a lesbian friend of mine's truck: " Vaginatarian "

How would I create a link to an audio file? Where would the file be located?

I'm Your Puppet James and Bobby Purify Written by Lindon Oldham and Dan Pennington Peaked at # 6 in 1966 Pull the string and I'll wink at you, I'm your puppet I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet Mm. I'm yours to have and to hold Darling, you've got full control of your puppet Pull them little strings and I'll kiss your lips, I'm your puppet Snap your fingers and I'll turn you some flips, I'm your puppet Mm, your every wish is my command All you got to do is wiggle your little hand I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet I'm just a toy, just a funny boy That makes you laugh when you're blue I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told I'll do anything for you I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet Just pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet. Mm, treat me good and I'll do anything I'm just a puppet and you hold my string, I'm your puppet Your walking, talking, kissing, loving puppet I'm hanging on a string, I'll do anything, love you 'n' kiss ya <plus a few last words in falsetto which are indecipherable>

racist

you're putting up videos for the sole reason of piqueing those of us Neanderthals on dial-up. nefarious pernicious prick

at least something's long

finally xplained

The most gay climber is the one having the most bung

Pink, you're a cum guzzlin' butt-gravy gargler

have your eyes become less squinty and buck-teeth less pronounced?

that'd be centimeters for you Canucks.

yer daddy