Dechristo

The babe on the bass can squeeze my Lemmon anyday.

my wife

Closed Due To Bomb Threat

WOW

as with "human mechanics"

slavery is alive still

That's an anomoly of anatomy

nor you

signed literally and euphemistically, Crackhead

I suggest castor oil, an enema, and an issue of Mountain Gazette from the 70's.

you've come to the right place

Same with Ramis. Did you see him as the high-fallootin' doctor in "As Good As It Gets"?

My mad Google skillz rendered two results: 1) Ghostbusters 2) Internet Institute for the Easily Amused

or

I can't tell; I'd have to take my hand off the mouse to count that high. wait... I'll remove a sock...

look above five posts

WTF?

They use a PC term for that category: Wide Load

I was wearing undies adorned with se-quince when your marm-ah-laid.

...and two pints of water.

I drink tons of water - usually a minimum of 1:1 by volume to beer. It occurred again last Sturday night; I'd had two pints of Dunkel only.

Dear Dr. Druggy, A gigging musician in various jazz bands and blues/rock/funk bands, I'm always in the presence of alcohol and green. Although, I often abstain from both, there are times I partake in one, or the other, or both. It's the combination of the two (and, I suspect, my low blood pressure) that has caused me to full-on pass out several times in the past year; it doesn't occur everytime the two are combined. Are there any medical pro's that would explain what may be occurring physiologically? signed, Lamentably Lame-O Dechristo

I can't believe it's not speach!