Dechristo

It won't work: most of those folks aren't wearing gaiters and helmets.

Kevbone. The recalcitrant turd that won't go down no matter the multitude of flushes; swirling and bobbing up and down in the mini-whirlpool like a baby's arm churning butter.

I clamber

Is that a new mixed breed? Bugles = Bull Beagles?

If it's an FA, can we call the climb "In Her Satanic Majesty's Cervix"?

worthless spray: priceless

How dare Josef Conrad presume to have a more knowledgeable and observant view of the English language than one who was raised speaking it? How dare my sister in law, an adult convert, presume to have a more knowledgeable and observant view of Catholicism than me, who was raised in it? How dare those 20 something upstarts presume to have more knowledgeable and observant view of quantum mechanics than the Great Einstein? The human being is the ultimate configurable device. Just thought I'd preserve this response for posterior posterity should a few more neurons form synapses in the responder.

Ah bet da nummer ub da pohlees benign.

not gonna happen convenience rules

Sometime it benign thing when a unroolly brat need it. Most other times it be-one thing or be-two thing when da boy get da message soonah. Tazer dance

I suspect this is a staged photo as the guy's wearing an electrician's tool belt and moving masonry block: you'd almost never see an electrician doing that.

Oly, why do da wimmins think of you when dey dump stuff?

Prolific Sprayers

which job?

from talkingleaves.org: Emily Sandall grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and just received an elementary education degree at the University of Montana. One of Sandall's greatest passions is issues concerning street and working children, and she hopes to use literature as a means to communicate the connection between the lives of the children and choices of comfort we make here in the United States. Sandall loves to write, explore the outdoors, run, dance, and work towards a more just and sustainable world. She wrote this poem in August, while working at three separate organic farms in Dixon, a small town in Northwest Montana. She was 25 years old

That's what happens when a man takes the phrase "eat me" literally. Soon, you'll be needing to take a big breath quick after the pinch and before the splash.

phoney baloney

1) Start by using the name of your favorite avatar to "bless" someone whenever they sneeze or fart. Example: "Yogi Bear bless you!". I yam

Maybe this will help: Definitions of Fascism With many definitions of "fascism" in use today, perhaps part of the disagreement is semantic in the ascription to different connotations.