Dechristo

oops

maybe more like January, '09

I can't get in to the Snack Bar

Grasshopper, until you are unaffected by the "chestbeating" of others, you will be pwned by your own.

Makes a good title for the book: "Rock Climbing & the Mechanics of Deformable Bodies"

I voted to legalize polygamy; I think people should be allowed to fold paper into any shape they wish. It's dangerous to the practitioners to be relegated to performing this delicate procedure in the back-alleys of sushi bars.

did Britknee have a prenup?

I voted ten days ago

Love and Death the Queen: "You are the greatest lover I've ever known!" Woody Allen: "I practice a lot when I'm alone."

It's been discovered that Ted Haggard's "masseur" was Chuck Norris.

If cholesterol and triglyceride levels are sufficiently high, you can use blood for oil in your motor crankcase. America is solving its energy dependency by farming obesity.

Yeah, we know you, ButtChuckie; always offering to open "your {back}door" for comely lookin' young guys. Watch 'im, Gary. Next he'll be asking you to increase the "Ram in his cumpooter".

that's not kosher

we get halvah wholesale

better hope your severance package is different than John Wayne Bobbit's. maybe NWS

when you lived in Arkansas?

is there a cup value that determines when manboobs in public are prohibitted?

Implies that those who identify with the label "christian" are contrary to your notions. If you'll take the time to read a bit more carefully, you'll see that I didn't. perhaps

= my point

he'll never be in the minority

the real enemies are ideologs = my point.

seems you're unappreciative of the $4,200+/year bonus you realized.

Sandlot

The real enemies are in ideologies