Dechristo

water-logged bats? or, maybe that explains only their low fertility rate.

ergo: the origin of Chondoleeza Rice.

There are vehicles equipped to be driven with a mouth only. My estranged drives me mad with hers.

care to enlingus us?

That's good, Arch, but you're kinda disappointing me. With the sway and panache you usually present I would have expected:

Understandable. Many are unable to stand when it appears their ACLU has been compromised.

my experiment was sullied by the previous consumption of two Coronas, a shot of 151 Turkey, and a shot of Crown. So, it must be thrown out. ...or thrown-up, as was the case.

they must learn early to TAKE THE PAIN!!!

...which answers the age-old question "does the pooped Pope go in the woods?"

Once, in an hour's time, I did eight jiggers of Jaeger followed by the last inch in the bottle. It was quite a buzz, but not as acute a psychotropic experience as with similar amounts per time period with Ouzo.

He's gone off to the woods; the Pope is pooped.

I swear, there's a "high" in its effect.

One always procures a progrom when attending a drama

Ouzo, actually

What? It's unquestionable that most guys will "lift", or raise (with little provocation), another phalanx to mow a woman's lawn.

I don't know about that. It took six cops to put me on the hood of a cruiser and that was only after I got tired of dancin' with 'em & decided to let them.

10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Pope's Tailor?

ACLU? Focus On The Family? Mothers Against Drunk Drivers? The White House Staff? The OlyClimber Fan Club?

Beat me to it. I was going to suggest "The Good Book" and post that pic.

One of the big differences between the current war and those of the past (WWII, etc.) is that in the past, reconstruction did not commence until after everything had been leveled. What a paradox. To simultaneously attempt war and humanitarianism. Little wonder it's so expensive.

I dunno. Are the dildo barstools you put at your kitchen table working out for you? I regret admitting this, particularly to you the giver, but we had to do away with your generous gift of the barstools as we, as well as our guests, were reluctant from the start to sit on surfaces bearing the carved likeness of your face.

Is their make-up (face-paint) a deductable expense if they itemize?

I believe car insurance is mandatory for liability only. Will this mean I will be allowed to sue the snot out of whoever gives me a cold? viral

wish I had that excuse