DirtyHarry

Nothing for me to worry about, I'm not Jewish.

Another gem.

That link didn't work, did it say I'll be able to blow bubbles out my ass though?

OMFG, that is the funniest post I've ever read. Bro is so sincere too

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I just accidently swallowed my gum. Will I die?

all you guys should go to a seedy bar in Lake Oswego and get shitfaced, argue, and then have a good old-fashioned punch up, instead of all this nancy-boy internet whining. You Portlanders sure seem like a bunch of pussies.

You picked the wrong sport then, IMHO. With b/c gear, you get what you pay for!

Someone who's probably styled all those pitches you can't climb on toprope.

Or having faith in the two equalized v-threads in shitty aereated snice.

Manifest Destiny.

No shit

What exactly IS the core of rappelling?

How many people are reading this post? Yay! I'm on the internets!!

That sounds like a line to use with your sex partner.

the real question here, is why would you post a TR for Vesper Peak? It probably takes more energy to play 9 rounds of golf than climb that thing. Most people solo it in their sneakers on a lazy afternoon. And you wonder why nobody looks at your TR.

Weird man. I've dranken from streams all over the mtns especially in the Enchantments with no problem. Some people get hit pretty hard though if they do. Strange that all of a sudden you caught something, especially since you did a proud job of trying to kill any unsuspecting parasites with Crown Royal.

One of you should invest in a camera. They're getting pretty cheap these days.

Gary, are you committed?

Promoting and distributing homophobic religious propaganda is charity?

They don't have the interweb in prison?

I just care about how funny people are on the internet, that's why Oilyclimber is my best friend.

That's why if anything I'll take a Catholic, they'll sit down and have a lot more than ONE beer with you.

Hey lucky for you most of them ARE jackasses.

What! That's one of the fringe benefits of being Fox's friend.