DirtyHarry

Are you actually implying that we AREN'T superior?

Yeah now he's picking on those completely impoverished and underrepresented Focus on the Family people. Bully!

Our line, I think, went to the looker's left of the Yoder line and went directly to the summit. Pretty fun place to go adventure climbing.

Sounds like standard Cascades operating procedure.

Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!!

Here's a more accurate statement.

So are you going so smoke Leland's pole after you climbed it to thank him for all his hard work?

And I don't believe he left me here alone with all you nutcases. Sweet Jesus.

Not recomended. Infinite Bliss looks pretty good from a distance, but once you get it drunk, bring it home, and take all its clothes off, it really doesn't look quite as good. In fact, you might say its actually ugly, even goofy, kind of like all those anchorwomen.

Anchorwomen.

Sweet Blake, cool that you've been getting after it recently!

Guess you didn't find the right fucking topo.

How 'bout a topo that provides directions on how to shut the fuck up.

Well, Nate. Its a secret so don't tell anyone, but I hide my stash under the cookies in the Teddy Ruxpin cookie jar just to the right of the toaster. But now that I told you, I don't want to come home to find my stash all gone and you sitting in my chair all cheeched-out watching Barney Miller reruns.

What are your credentials to post in this topic? I do believe that you are out of your element!

Shit man you are disqualified from significant FA status, cause the rock looks really clean and solid. That, in fact, is cheating, or at the very least, aid. Nice jorb guys!

I just did some research and I found that "the risk [of bezoars] is greater among mentally retarded or emotionally disturbed children." I'm fucked.

Nothing for me to worry about, I'm not Jewish.

Another gem.

That link didn't work, did it say I'll be able to blow bubbles out my ass though?

OMFG, that is the funniest post I've ever read. Bro is so sincere too

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I just accidently swallowed my gum. Will I die?

all you guys should go to a seedy bar in Lake Oswego and get shitfaced, argue, and then have a good old-fashioned punch up, instead of all this nancy-boy internet whining. You Portlanders sure seem like a bunch of pussies.

Someone who's probably styled all those pitches you can't climb on toprope.