Mal_Con

I assume you are either an employee or long.

Getting paid off by the FDIC is not all that quick or fun, think insurance claim.

Now don't you all worry the fundamentals of the American economy are sound, and have you seen the pictures of the MILF I am running with

The cause was simple, you should not loan money to people who cannot pay it back. The problem was that the poor underwriting was concealed from investors by bundling a bunch of bad loans and reselling them. Worked fine so long as prices kept going up but like all Ponzi schemes it was doomed to fail. Of course the ones at fault will skate leaving the rest of us to pick up the pieces. Chickens coming home to roost.

Helter Skelter

Lehman Bankrupt + Merril bought by B of A for 1/2 price = we are so fucked!!!

You must be very young. Some of us were in Viet Nam, it was never clear what winning was or why we were there other than to "fight communism". We killed millions of Vietnamese some VC some not, couldn't really tell the difference. We left when it was clear it could go on forever with no changes never "winning" never losing. When we left it was under the farce of vietnamization where the SVA would fight the commies for us, they lasted a year or so after most of the US troups left. Then the NVA took over though most of us thought that was the plan all along. The world did not end the reds did not take over the world and now they sell us cheap clothes, so it goes.

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

Whenever she said "Charlie" is all I could think of

Why do you hate America?

Charter schools are ot the same thing as vouchers which give money to parents for private school. Charter schools are public schools which have a charter organizing them and frequently merit pay. Teachers do not like the erit pay which is why they oppose them. Charter schools are prohibited from teaching religion the same as public schools.

Moonrise above the Rio Grande On this fantasy of sand As I drift into a dream And I feel the comet scream Three birds watching from a rock And I swear the third one talked Rise up through the fog and we can All fly away All fly away Let's leave today And we can climb through time tomorrow. Space city like a jewel on wings Rocket ships like bees they sting Planets of fantastic sight Floating up in pastel light Twisted trees in Martian breeze Catch that horse don't let him freeze Won't you come along and we can all fly away All fly away, let's leave today And we can climb through time tomorrow. We rode a bubble through the sun We all knew it could be done There were men with fiery wings And a million burning things Silver statues on the run Bleeding there since Kingdom come Won't you pick them up and we can all fly away All fly away, let's leave today And we can climb through time tomorrow Dragon fly away.

Was that it? Are you done now? Yeah, it was great. Can I go now? Wheres my money?

Jeez you guys, it is not her fault she was born with a born with a pig face.

Oh shit, I thought they had made a MTV series of The Hills Have Eyes

Alaska is, in essence, an adjunct member of OPEC. It has four different taxes on oil, which produce more than 89% of the state's unrestricted revenue. On average, three-quarters of the value of a barrel of oil is taken by the state government before that oil is permitted to leave the state. Alaska residents each get a yearly check for about $2,000 from oil revenues, plus an additional $1,200 pushed through by Palin last year to take advantage of rising oil prices. Any sympathy the governor of Alaska expresses for folks in the lower 48 who are suffering from high gas prices or can't afford to heat their homes is strictly crocodile tears. As if it couldn't support itself, Alaska also ranks No. 1, year after year, in money it sucks in from Washington. In 2005 (the most recent figures), according to the Tax Foundation, Alaska ranked 18th in federal taxes paid per resident ($5,434) but first in federal spending received per resident ($13,950). Its ratio of federal spending received to federal taxes paid ranks third among the 50 states, and in the absolute amount it receives from Washington over and above the amount it sends to Washington, Alaska ranks No. 1.

Alaska is the most socialist state in the union they heavily tax the oil companies and pay all the citizens the money. Palin was popular because she increased the taxes and the payments. Do you righties really want to elect a RED.

Things Sarah Palin and A Pit Bull Have in Common Both: o Look confused when asked questions. o Like to poop on the environment. o Are good at following the commands of their handlers. o Remain quiet on the birth control issue. o Have extensive foreign policy experience.

By the time of the first interview she will have carefully worked out answers for all such question. They will have tested the answers before selected focus groups to see which sells best. Everyone will be amazed at how well she does after deleberiate reduction of expectations.

All females are conscripted into a "breeders corps" because an egg is a potential human life not to be wasted. After the ghetto riots all non whites are transferred to "opportunity camps" in the Alaskan Arctic. The initial rebellions are brutally suppressed. All males with incomes below $250,000 ar less than $5,000,000 in liquid assets are castrated. Those above the line are specified to be suitable breeding stock and provided with harems (if gay sperm is collected and used for artificial insemination). After about 3 generations recesive destructive genes infect about 20% of the population, they are culled. Unfortunately this is too late as the Chinese collect on the national debt equal to 3.5 times the capital value of the former U.S.A., hereinafter referred to as the "Western Province. A shooting war erupts between Mexico and our Chinese Overlords resuliting in total destruction of Agave crops. next|...

No actually it was roped and branded (castrated too?)by Karl Rove

I never understood the appeal of the term "Maverick" anyway. In the old west it was an unbranded calf that anyone could claim for their own. It was an old TV western where the title character was a gambler and con man. I much prefer the term "loose gun". This is an apt naval term for a cannon that was not tied down rolling all over a ships deck causing major havoc and destruction.

He was a POW that's all that matters

She looks kind of like a younger Reno.