The_Rooster

I just did. Nothing's happening!

Wasn't he vegan?

Corn's kinda like that for me.

What's going to happen to me during the Rapture? Can I have your corn?

There. Happy now? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I ate it all.

The best pasta I ever had was the stuff I found on the ground next to the farmer's dumpster. It had some sort of cheesy sauce that had aged in the sun, and a lot of bugs and sand granules mixed in. Deeee--lish!!!

:anger: Try veggie pasta, buddy. Much healthier.

A bucket of corn would do just fine, buddy.

What sort of bugs are we talking about?

Well? Do you?

I had nothing to do with it! But I applaud the standards being upheld on that site! FREE RANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:anger: You ought to rethink your "standards", buddy. As for the rest of you- CRUELTY, plain and simple! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:anger: Got Quorn?

I wouldn't want to live in Seattle anyway! It's a lot better out here on the organic farm. P.S. Where are those hens located?

Any chance that I could be in the film? I'm very goal oriented. I've been trying to get up on the roof of the hen house for weeks now. Almost got it. Let me know.

Well, you're not very smart and people are still nice to you. I will not be anyone's Cordon Bleu sandwich! :anger:

Oh, sure. Dogfighting gets everyone ALLLLLL upset and such. But mention cockfighting and what's everyone's reaction? Hmmmmm?!?!?? Silence! Nothing but silence! Where's the outrage?!?! :anger:

Fatten him up; he'll make a good meal in a few months. :anger: :anger: :anger:

You can thank me later. Cock a doodle doooo!!!!!

Here on the organic farm, too much work is never enough. I even volunteer for overtime. 8D 8D 8D COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The more the merrier. Where is it?

Think again. Jerk. Hmmm...maybe you're okay afterall COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:anger: Not only chicken, but poaching it! Haven't you heard? Chicken is out of season from January 1 to December 31! Big fines for poaching, buddy. remove chicken, That should've been the first step in the recipe! :anger:

b'GOCK!!!