The_Rooster

:noway: On second thought, scratch that! Hope Freddy's oven is on the blink and they sell you an undercooked Chinese chicken with h1n1!!! Choke on your chicken, buddy.

This thread is awesome!!

:anger: Another reason to hate the government!!! Just where am I supposed to live, buddy?!??!?? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best one yet. This is even better: [video:youtube]5gHiR1xeOSs

Say HELLO! to my little friend!

:cry: GODDAMNIT!!! I told Rudy to watch out, too, I didn't think it was safe. I can't believe it. We've been friends since we were hatched. F*$%#ng foxes! :anger:

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:tdown: HELLO! Listen, buddy- I really AM a Rooster! Did you ever hear a hen crow?!? Did you ever see a comb like mine on a hen? Didn't think so! All this talk about real names! Ok, fine, if you must know, my name isn't really "The Rooster", though sometimes the farmer refers to me that way (example: "Hey son, go feed the Rooster before I tan yer hide! Ma! Where's my supper? Do I have to kill the Rooster myself?" ...etc.). Everyone calls me Big Red, that's my real name. It's not like I'm hiding behind my nickname and crowing all the time...well, okay that's not entirely true. But do I have to get a new account now? I like this one!

:noway: THAT DOES IT! Chicken soup is really unhealthy! All this stuff about it being "good for you" is LIES! GO VEGAN! :anger:

HELLO! I've been askin' the same question! I mean, free range kinda means just that, don't it? I know there's something waiting for me on the other side of that fence! b'GOCK!!!!!!

HELLO! What's wrong with fowl language?!?? Works for me! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO! I had no idea I was being taped, but that kid really made me mad! You humans never learn!

Well?!? How was y'all's big dinner? I'll take any leftovers if you got 'em! b'GAWK!!

Ah! Great dinner...Corn muffins, cornbread, corndogs, cornflakes, corn starch, high fructose corn syrup, popcorn, cornpone, corn fritters, and corn. The hen sure can cook! The farmer even gave us a little turkey! Dessert: Sand, bugs, chicken shit, and sawdust! ...

Hopefully everyone will be ready for a great big "TIME OUT!" from eating any sort of fowl for a long time! Go vegan!!

How about you, Rooster? Will you be eating turkey? As with every TURKEY day, I'll eat whatever the farmer puts out for us...as long as it doesn't taste like chicken.

HELLO! Guess what day tomorrow is? My favorite day of the year! That's right...it's TURKEY day! I expect you'll all be having TURKEY with your trimmings, perhaps even a tofURKEY instead, but either way, some sort of TURKEY. You got that? NO substitutions! TURKEY! TURKEY!!! TURKEY!!!!!

listen, buddy, I have to be realistic! At least I aspire above chicken Mcnuggets!

Well I already live on an organic farm! But I got to thinking...by the time the GMO corn could cause me any problems, I'll probably have already long since met my destiny as a Cordon Bleu sandwich! So I'll take whatever corn I can get! Thanks for your concern!

HELLO! Can you provide directions to this place?!??? Thanks for posting! COCKADOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know what happens to our eggs! I'd only approve of this if they could make us less tasty and give us larger spurs for self defense!

Just what do you think we are, buddy? You can't be a real bird.....you just ain't smart enough. For example, why do you crap in your own drinking water? Don't YOU? Like you'd crap anywhere else???

Eat your corn dumbass. Your "family" is just fattening you up. Mmmm, organic chicken! :tdown: You got a bad attitude, buddy! My family would never eat me, they said so! You really ought to try vegetarian, you'd lose that big gut. Fatty.