The_Rooster

Some come here to take a shit. I came here to leave one. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This kind of stuff has to stop, buddy.

Sorry. I'm sensitive and I ruffle easily.

Oh I forgot, one more thing: COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can be any month. Just put me somewhere where I can be watching over the flock. I have a couple of worries though- Archenemy called me a peckerhead. And Strumpett threatened to cut off my head, and called me a "Roosturd". I need a little praise if I'm going to strut to my full potential. Here's my photo: Very nice plumage, Minx. Want to go roost on the fence with me?

I know this is a hen calendar, but is there any way that I could be on the cover? Maybe a group photo?

I used to be a chick- Now I'm just hot. Rhode Island red hot- COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is an organic farm, buddy. My farmer would never allow that sort of stuff.

It's important to have a loving owner, that's for sure.

The pecking order here just isn't the same. Get well soon!

Leave me out of this!

Well you don't have to get sore about it. I was only trying to help. If you change your mind, let me know. I have good references, and I'm very sweet. I took 1st prize in the Country Fair, also, by the way. (just thought I'd let you know that, no big deal or anything...)

Any chance that I could come along? I'm a very good chaperone, and I can scan the horizon for enemies...

That farmer better be having veal tonight!

So are these in Barbque sauce I've seen too much of this in my time. Lost a lot of friends and family. Thankfully I escaped to an organic farm run by friendly humans. Here's to you scavenging a cyanide laced french fry, mr. dirty bird dumpster-diver. skull edit: Pagetop

Dang, I thought the one I posted was good. But, alright, here's another:

Its the cloaca, isn't it? I'm into wattles, bobbles, flaps, and tail feathers. By the way, do like my comb?

Rhode Island Reds are HOT.

Could we have a pagetop Rooster?

Time to cue the Rooster, eh? Am I too late? Where's the corn?!?!? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M HERE TO CROW IN THIS IMPORTANT THREAD! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That doesn't work, so don't bother trying.

Didn't they pass a law about you not being able to do that the little farm animals anymore? Yeah, I hope so. My friend Matilda, the barnyard turkey, fell into the pig pen last week. We never saw her again.

I like Corn Flakes.