The_Rooster

IF IT SNOWS MUCH MORE I WON'T BE ABLE TO RUN AND SCRATCH! :anger:

HELLO! DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA HEAT LAMP FOR MY COOP? AND SOME MORE STRAW? AND CORN? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If God's plan involves me becoming a cordon bleu sandwich, then I don't want anything to do with that psycho!

What part of TURKEY DAY didn't you understand, buddy?!?!??????!? :anger: I'm glad it rained on you!

ALRIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO TODAY, EVERYONE!

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BUMP!!! COCK A DOODLE DO IT!

Bump! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO!! Do you all know what thursday is?!?!? THAT'S RIGHT! It's TURKEY day! I want to make sure you all remember to have TURKEY, with all the trimmings! That's TURKEY! Accept no substitutes! GOT IT? TURKEY! TURKEY!! TURKEY!!!! :rocken:

You said "chicken".

Guide service. But more importantly: STAY AWAY FROM MY HENS!!!!!!!!!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would be a short fight, buddy. DM0W952NSck&NR=1 Next.

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely! The organic farm is way better than Foster Farms. The hens here are great. And at the other place there was a huge jersey giant that used to kick my ass. Here, I've made top rooster and now I'm in charge. Run into any bad ass drakes lately...? Listen, buddy. That was a sneak attack, and I obviously got the better of him when it was all over. ZR5_BHa-P7s

Absolutely! The organic farm is way better than Foster Farms. The hens here are great. And at the other place there was a huge jersey giant that used to kick my ass. Here, I've made top rooster and now I'm in charge.

What is this thread about?

I was on that very mission, but I got ran into some minor trouble. I'll get back on the case as soon as I escape again: YEWyXtA1AVs

I've got one in mind: ZR5_BHa-P7s

axe? i could just break your neck. Be warned. I have very sharp spurs. And I'm pretty fast. Don't mess with my corn, buddy. I might have to use the ducks as tasters.

:noway: Just print the photo, buddy. You're always so quick to reach for the axe. :anger: :tdown: :anger:

She loves me for my comb. And I'm quite distinguished.

That's too bad. Any chance you'd go out with me instead? I'm not like those other roosters.

Cool, send the Rooster as well. :anger: