The_Rooster

Did somebody say worms? Where?!?

Pecking for bugs. Hoping for corn. Strutting. Roosting. Crowing. Preening. Looking distinguished. Fertilizing the hens. Not necessarily in that order. It's pretty much all in my bio. There's lots to do on the organic farm. I've been trying learn how to fly, but I haven't gotten more than a couple feet.

I got one.

No. But I got this:

Have you tried this? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Done that 4 times already today.

I don't appreciate what's being implied here! You're gonna find out how tough unless you start talking TURKEY, buddy!

:anger: Damn rednecks think we're here just for their entertainment. Well it's finally going to stop: Boycott Louisiana!

Excuse me, Mr. Rodent. I start crowing at 4 AM. EVERY day. Sometimes 3, if the mood's right. And isn't an 'alpine start' for a mouse a few hours before dusk? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there no chance for me? I'm feeling crestfallen!

Yeah, well, I mate all day long! 8D I don't mind brooding on the eggs now and then if you need some time off. Otherwise, I prefer to be free range.

Something to crow about... :moondance: Serves 'em right!

Is THIS crossing over the line??? I think so!

What are you complaining about Mrs. Archy? I posted my photo and look what happened to me!

I just left some "processed" corn in your shoes, buddy.

Right on! I agree 100 per..... ..er.....um.... ... :anger:

gotta have sumpin fer dinner I suggest going vegetarian, buddy.

I sure hope thats not what it is/was. I've heard its contagious! Or bird flu...that could also be a problem.

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tup: :tup: My very own harem!

I hope my back cover montage shot is still coming!

Or even extra crispy!

No I was referring to his comments the other day about Jews and them belonging in ash trays. bitching. lol only a brainless twit like you would deduce that from a joke. only a brainless twit like you would repeat a joke that fucking sick However, it is completely acceptable to put down women and their "bitching" without having any qualms. Yeah, and no problem with posting photos of my beheaded cousins.

Could we have cornbread instead of cake?

The back cover could be my photo surrounded by all twelve hens. I'd like that.