The_Rooster

HELLO! Reggie's cool, huh? We go way back. Wait...what do you DO with those eggs???? :noway:

:noway: Problem solved?!?!??? This is a horrible story! Those were my aunts and uncle, jackass! :anger:

Just what do you think we are, buddy?

HI THERE! Things are working out just great at my new home! The bassett hounds and the cat and I all get along great!! I got 4 really sweet hens to look after, lots of bugs, and an awesome fence post. The neighbor is kind of a mean dude (what does "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" mean? He always yells that at about 4:30 AM, sheesh). My host family is very nice too, vegan and everything! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait! It could be egg, cause that's the first thing I can remember!

I'm not sure but I'm thinking chicken! You tell me, buddy!

Cuckoo Moran???

HI! I have heard that going vegetarian is the only health care system needed! Everyone try it, right now! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello! I don't know much about these bolt things...are they edible? ... I don't climb. I can barely even fly! What kind of bird doesn't fly, anyway? I wonder why I'm considered a bird at all! I don't get the pecking order in here but it must be over who gets these hens- COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT SHOW!!!

By any chance do you need a Rooster? I can keep bugs out of your garden. Just let me know.

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WOULD LIKE A FORUM ABOUT CORN!!!!

HELLO! Any chance we could have a Rooster forum? It would be "All Things Rooster". COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never ask such questions.

Does this mean it's safe for me in here?

HELLO! What are they putting in your water? I would like some of that too! COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know????

That does it! I've got enough trouble here without your sick attempts at humor, buddy. Go choke on your chicken!

HELLO! THINK YOU COULD SHARE A LITTLE BIT? CORN'S ALMOST GONE, ROOSTING POLE NEARLY BURIED, COLD KILLED ALL THE BUGS! LAST RESORT FOR FOOD WAS THEY WOULD SAND THE ROADS, BUT NO DICE! WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!? :anger: WAS ABLE TO TAKE DOWN THE NEIGHBOR'S POMERANIAN, BUT THAT WAS ONLY A SNACK. HAVE A BIG FLOCK TO FEED. SHARING IS CARING MR. JAKE!

Is there any chance for me in all this?

HELLO! DOES THIS MEAN IT'S SAFE TO COME OUT NOW? ???? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!